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A woman pulled a knife on another at a store over toilet paper


Story: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8072347/Horror-Woolworths-shopper-pulls-KNIFE-near-toilet-paper-aisle.html

I weep for humanity...

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I heard a guy got stabbed with a broken wine bottle!

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I killed a guy at Walmart yesterday with a spear over a tube of toothpaste...it's getting ugly out there you guys!

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That was you?!

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I was the large ugly guy with the pig sticker, yes

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Nice shot.

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Thank you, I'm handy with a spear

My folks crashed their Bayliner off the coast of Africa many years ago, they died but I was a mere baby so what did I know?

I was eventually adopted by a herd of Apes and went on to be their king...it's a long story but anyway I'm handy with spears

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Huh. Sounds familiar...

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Good work, brah πŸ‘Š

Today I annihilated an elderly couple I suppose a misguided few might call sweet πŸ™„. They tried to take the last package of hand sanitiser off the shelf until I taught them what's what *fistpump*

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Ugghh! Happily married old couples are so annoying!

It's especially annoying when the old guy husband has a full head of hair...for reasons I wont explain now

I'll pick you up at 9, bring your Tommygun, I have a razor in my boot

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I'm in! I've got a .22 with a 50 round drum. Time to teach the sheep about the wolves!

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What's WITH THEM anyway, those happily married old couples? Flaunting their happiness in our faces 😑. Well I showed them.

The falcon is waiting at the sign of the full moon's reflection 🀘

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The chair is against the wallπŸ˜‰

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I was at my local Walmart on Friday around 6 or so and I walk over to the Toilet Tissue aisle near the candy and it's literally bone dry, I talk to the employee near me and he says "I put some out around 12, people were taking them as soon as I sat them down". This is crazy, never so much have I wished things to go back to the way they were before the Coronavirus became a damn near apocalyptic event.

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I have 7 rolls of 1k sheet Scott. Pretty sure it'll last awhile.

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πŸ™Œ

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They act like toilet paper is gonna save them...

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It's so weird. Why would anyone think TP was more important than food, and why stockpile a year's worth of it?

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Yep, I will never understand the TP thing. Nor the bottled water thing. Unless your local water is bad, why?

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I have worked in a Kroger store in Carbonadale, Illinois since October of 2008, and well before the Corona Virus the same people would come in every week for years and buy bottled water. I once asked one why they did that and they insisted, "Carbondale's water is bad!" Which I've lived in this town for years and drank said water for years and personally, it isn't bad tasting to me. But to each their own.

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I was talking to my closet friend the other day. She's in Indiana, near the Ohio River. When we got to the portion of the conversation about hoarding, and water, she let me know how bad the water is there. I said she and anyone near there or in a similar situation is allowed to buy enough water to tide them over, but no one else.

The water from the tap here is absolutely fine. High mineral content and is good for you, in fact. It doesn't taste great by itself, but so what? Yet there are still people here, and no doubt in similar places, whining about needing bottled water and hoarding it πŸ™„

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It would be funny if she got corona virus from the person she pulled a knife on.

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Speaking of which we have Corona virus testing places here. So.... a lot of people all line up in the same area to get tested while other people walk past them..... hmmmmmm.....

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There has been an actual stabbing as well here and an assault with a stick.

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I stabbed the Sheriff.
But I didn't stab the deputy!

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Was the victim able to block the knife with the package of TP?

Really I’m just happy to hear that Woolsworth is still around.

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