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My friend tries to say I’m gay because I don’t like strip clubs or porn lol!

posted 5 years ago by MovieBuff224 (5053)
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What an idiot, obviously he’s insecure about his trashy interests or he wouldn’t feel the need to project. I haven’t been able to get into porn or strippers since I was 18, and even then I really wasn’t. I can’t get into fake stuff, I don’t know how he still gets turned on by cheesy ass trashy porn and strippers, absolutely disgusting. Not only is it not real but the people participating are usually pretty disgusting.

[–] ducksoup (3933) 5 years ago

How do you feel about gorm?

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 5 years ago

Lol what’s that?

[–] ducksoup (3933) 5 years ago

The father of Harald Bluetooth, the inventor of wireless communications. Well, that was Old Gorm, I'd have to get back to you on new gorm, but it's gotta be nasty stuff.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 5 years ago

If you're a gay man we will welcome you with open arms buddy

It's all good

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 5 years ago

Lol I wish I were gay. It’d be so much easier to get laid.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

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[–] FredBurroughs (22285) 5 years ago

Just go on Grindr and find someone who tolerates you.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I've been accused of that for not liking strip clubs. But here are my reasons:

1) the women walk around and try to use their powers of seduction to force you to purchase lap dances

2) lap dances are awkward because there are rules, sometimes 'no touching'. So it's actually unnatural and weird while being 'intimate'.

3) I've had two friends lose over $500 in these clubs

4) money is much better spent on drinks in a regular club than lap dances

But of course, some guy has to say 'oh you're gay if you don't like lap dances'.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 5 years ago

You forgot the biggest one - most strippers are nasty!

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Yeah they're actually a turnoff some of them, especially the older ones. The young girls can be cute but they're after my $$$$ which is a turnoff.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 5 years ago

They’re usually covered in tats and all strung out on drugs

[–] mikethemartian (6998) 5 years ago

I go to strip clubs regularly but not really for the purpose of lap dances. I usually just tip the women to spend time talking with me. If I’m lucky they offer me a back rub which does more for me than a lap dance. Once in awhile some of the dancers who know me well will insist on giving me a lap dance when I pay them even though I tell them that they don’t have to and I’ll pay them the same amount anyway.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 5 years ago

Lol if you don’t mind my asking how old are you? Are you divorced?

[–] mikethemartian (6998) 5 years ago

54. I’ve never been married.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 5 years ago

What do you get out of that?

[–] mikethemartian (6998) 5 years ago

Just the company of an attractive woman for a few hours each week. I used to make the mistake of getting entangled with them outside the club but I don’t do that anymore.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Take it as a compliment.