So you're sitting in a movie theatre and you gotta go pee... - General Discussion Discussion

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I hold it unless maybe if i'm seated at the end of the row. I don't want to bother people enjoying the movie. Also i don't want to miss out on a movie i've paid for.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

Gotta go fast.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Always.

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[–] samoanjoes (58607) 6 years ago

What if the theatre is empty? Is it worth missing a few minutes of breathtaking action to relieve yourself to enjoy the movie more?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Then i might go.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

It's just a movie. Health is more important.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I've held myself for long times before and i never took any damage, it wouldn't make the movie as enjoyable though as mentioned above XD

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[–] samoanjoes (58607) 6 years ago

Trying to focus on a movie when you gotta go is just as bad as trying to focus on a movie when you have a headache.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Depends on exactly how urgent if it is of course. And how heavy the headache is.

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[–] FredBurroughs (22310) 6 years ago

I just do what I always do: put my ankles behind my head and pee straight up into the air. Usually it gets an applause, sometimes a standing ovation if I can aim it onto the screen.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

That is brutal.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

Are you a contortionist?

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[–] FredBurroughs (22310) 6 years ago

It's super quick and easy to do if you dedicate over a decade to practicing yoga, bruh.

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 6 years ago

Actually I think he's a comedian.

😎

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

What may elevate your display is perhaps a small portable fan, the ones that are just a tube and the blades retract, or pop out when its on.

Held between your feet perhaps, it would capture the top of a comfortable arc and extend it, fountainesquely, into a very artistic sprinkler system.

I'm certain you would be showered with even more applause and praise by those around you who were showered with hot splashes of an evening to remember.

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[–] FredBurroughs (22310) 6 years ago

Thanks for the suggestion, but I already tried it. Too many people complained to the management because the artificial butter topping at the concession stand failed to live up to the flavor of my spray. This is partly why theaters pay me to sit in a middle aisle seat during peak hours.

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[–] samoanjoes (58607) 6 years ago

That was you?!?!?

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[–] FredBurroughs (22310) 6 years ago

You're welcome!

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 6 years ago

Options: colostomy bag, soda cup or bottle, hospital urinal, floor beneath you. These options are for men only.

Best idea: DON!T HYDRATE BEFORE THE MOVIE, BEVIS.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

Could also bring a pee fetishist along like a portable urinal.

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[–] samoanjoes (58607) 6 years ago

Or women with really good aim.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

If it's a really good action scene, then I'll need all that bladderpower to pee my pants. Then I won't have to use the bathroom anymore. I'm as good as golden (shower).

Two birds, one stone.

Frogama:1
Inefficiency: 0

No delay, Satan! Lets get this done today.

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[–] samoanjoes (58607) 6 years ago

Poor janitor thought a sticky floor was the worst mess he thought he'd encounter.

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 6 years ago

If you're smart, you pee right BEFORE the movie starts, and don't drink anything during the movie. Problem solved, and you're welcome.

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[–] samoanjoes (58607) 6 years ago

While true, sometimes people have those days where they pee every hour and they're not sure why because they didn't drink a lot.

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 6 years ago

They're probably wrong about how much they drank, and they need to drink less.

😎

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[–] dmac8 (5050) 6 years ago

if the urge is stronger than the desire to see the movie, you went to the wrong movie

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[–] samoanjoes (58607) 6 years ago

That's deep.

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 6 years ago

Bevis. voice: Heh! He said deep.

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[–] AmeriGirl26 (15113) 6 years ago

It depends on when the urge strikes. If it hits late in the film, you might be able to hold it long enough for the movie to end. But if it happens early in the film, or right near the middle, you might want to risk missing 5 minutes of the film so you don't end up wetting yourself. It's why I don't drink anything before starting a movie. I don't wanta risk having a need for a bathroom break.

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[–] samoanjoes (58607) 6 years ago

Is bothering people in the seats beside you a factor or do you just go and not worry about them complaining?

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[–] AmeriGirl26 (15113) 6 years ago

Just politely tell them "Excuse me, pardon me, sorry." I don't have issues with stuff like that. In fact, it's more of an issue with various shmoes sitting with their feet up on the bar in front of the row, depending on where in the theater you are.

The truth is, I've had more issues with OTHER people who won't sit still, instead of my own biological needs causing trouble for others. When we went to see "Rogue One," it seemed that there must have been 80 families in there, and ALL the damned kids had to go to the bathroom during the first hour of the film. So our view of the screen was constantly being interrupted by parents and their kids going in and out of the theater to use the John.

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 6 years ago

Shoot them fatally. No jury will convict you. You have also cleansed the gene pool.

Just make sure their alleged brains don’t soil the screen.

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[–] AmeriGirl26 (15113) 6 years ago

Amusing as your suggestion is, I don't wanta end up like the guy from Aurora.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

Amusing that you yap about being a serious 'Christian' guy in some posts and then post stupid stuff like this archie....little kids have to pee frequently and can often be annoying

I vote we don't start shooting their brains out

PS: How are your awesome Lats going, dude?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Friday is glut night at the Arcane house 😊😊

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

It's probably 'wrist night' too...He's very busy with that 'Kitana' of his😂

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

he watches vivid videos for the plot 😊😊

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

Oh yes, his amazing literary background as a best selling writer means he requires a solid story and character motivation in his softcore pornographic films

He is a 'warrior' and a 'Christian' after all🤪🤪🤪

Do you think he sold himself his TV...he's supposed to be the best damned TV seller in Boston...

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I sure he gets the wholesale price.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

archie is so cool that I heard a bunch of naked super models just brought him a giant free TV one day and he made love to all of them like no other man could have!

archie is awesome bro!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

while quoting Shakespeare.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

Quoting?

I heard he wrote all that stuff!

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[–] db20db (17754) 6 years ago

You missed this: https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/5ce6c9efde6c627ec5856873/Were-any-mafia-members-as-cool-or-charismatic-as-those-depicted-in-movies

During at least a couple of separate times in the past, he claimed/bragged that his mother's boyfriend was a " made guy. " In other words, he's "connected" and even more of a bad ass through sheer association.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

I remember now...he 'knew Boston guys' lol!

archibald is a never ending source of comedy

Sad, funny and true

Maybe all of those TVs are 'falling off the truck'😳

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I wouldn't brag about that even if it were true which I doubt.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

Tough guy talk is all that stuff is
from an internet toughguy...say, did I ever tell you that I was an Army Ranger with 400 confirmed enemy kills?

Also, I used to run the Boston Mob until I retired to pursue a career of being a pest on the internet;)

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[–] db20db (17754) 6 years ago

He's MC's Walter Mitty.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

I enjoy it all as a great parody of an asshole type of guy...I'm enjoying archie quite a lot

It's all got to be a goof

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[–] samoanjoes (58607) 6 years ago

I feel you on the feet being up. I also hate when the rows are tight and every time someone moves behind you, they hit your seat. A big problem for me is when someone nearby is drenched in perfume or cologne.

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[–] AmeriGirl26 (15113) 6 years ago

I used to have another problem with older theaters: tall people.

You see, they had two theaters in this town I lived in back in the Midwest, where all the seats were the same height, and went down a gentle slope in the theater. Trouble is, people are built of all different heights, and sometimes my view of the screen was blocked out by some tall idiot's big fat head in front of me. It as much worse when I was little and shorter.

However, theaters are built very different in other states, as I found out. They now have tiered seating, and very comfy seats in the places I go now. So the height difference is not a problem anymore :D.

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 6 years ago

Great question ! To which there is no right answer

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