Quotes to use when the first person steps on Mars
E.T. phone home.
shareI took the wrong exit!
shareCome out, come out, wherever you are!
(Called out to the Martians. There are Martians, right??)
Even if there aren't any you could say whoever lands there is technically a martian.
shareOnly if they set up camp.
shareWell, the crew isn't gonna come back home, it's a one way trip, so they will.
shareWait a minute. I bought a round trip ticket!
shareSorry, we can send you a refund, but that would be like sending you nothing at all due to the Martian currency. I have heard those space nutrition bags are tasty though and you have the highest mountain in the solar system. I'm sure you grow to like the place :-)
share"I am going to make espresso"
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