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The "pants" movie dialog game


Take a line of dialog from a movie or TV show, and replace one of the words in that line with the word "pants" for interesting results.

Sudden Impact: "Go ahead, make my pants."

The Silence of the Lambs: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

Sunset Boulevard: "I AM big. It's the pants that got small!"

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: "Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!"

To Have and Have Not: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your pants together and blow."

Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones: "Senator Amidala, your tragedy on the landing platform, terrible. Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants."

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Titanic: "I'm king of the pants!"

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Draw me like one of your French pants.

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“Soylent Green is pants!"

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"Fasten your pants. It's going to be a bumpy night."

"I love the smell of pants in the morning."

"The stuff that pants are made of."

"You can't handle the pants!"

"Round up the usual pants."

"Mama always said life was like a box of pants. You never know what you're gonna get."

"We rob pants."

"I see dead pants."

"Keep your friends close, but your pants closer."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Pants Room!" 

"Get your stinking pants off me, you damned dirty ape."

"I have always depended on the kindness of pants."

"Open the pants, HAL"

"I feel the need - the need for pants!"

"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your pants extraordinary."

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my pants."

"May the Pants be with you."

"They call me Mister Pants!"

"Nobody puts Pants in a corner."

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Damn pants!
You just pantsed all the good ones!!

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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a pants."

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PANTS it all!!
Thats not pants!

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"I love the smell of pants in the morning."
"Get your stinking pants off me, you damned dirty ape."
"Keep your friends close, but your pants closer."

LOL!

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'YOU SHALL NOT PANTS!'

-Gandalf the Pants
The Fellowship of the Pants

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Just when I thought I was out of my pants, they pull me back in.

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LOL😆
I literally pantsed out loud dude!

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You know from what movie that is? Huh fancy pants?

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The PantsFather 3 of course!

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Title entry: PANTS/OFF

Dialogue:
"May the pants be with you."

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in pants anymore."

"The pants are still standing!" (Ghostbusters)

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As far back as i can rememember i always wanted to be pants
-Goodpants (90)

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Keep your pants close, but your underwear closer

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Pants? Where we're going we don't need Pants.

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You mean you built a time machine out of pants??

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You don't just walk into a store and buy pants! Did you rip that off?

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If my calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 pants per hour ... Your gonna see some serious pants

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Well, you're safe and sound now. Back into your good old pants.

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Look how they massacred my pants

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I'm gonna make him a pants he can't refuse

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Luca Pants sleeps with the pants

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I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your pants clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?

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A boy's best pants is his mother.

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'I gots to pants...'

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Quick Change (of pants): "Whattya got, shit in your pants?!?"

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I look back every night pants!
Thats why i conduct my own affairs in a clean, hygenic pant

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Frankly my dear, I don't give a pants.

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Mama always said, 'life was like a box of pants'

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like pants in rain.

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Nice!

'Youre gonna need a bigger griddle'

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You want to know what it takes to sell real pants? It takes BRASS PANTS to sell real pants. Go and do likewise, gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those pants tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not, you're gonna be shining my pants. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.'

These are the new pants. These are the Glengarry pants. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give pants to you is just throwing them away. Pants are for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking pants, because a loser is a loser.

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Run, pants, run!

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