How to make a bad first impression?
Show up late.
shareBring up Tomb Raider.
shareDarling, he can’t bring anything up.
Maybe with a motorized Erector Set . . . .
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Get drunk,acting silly
shareTouch your weewee and smell your hand before giving that same hand for a warm and firm handshake.
shareShow up nude. Anywhere,
Vomit on your friend, interviewer or significant other.
Masturbate, either in front of or on, ditto.
Rap. Out loud, in a public space, wearing headphones, grooving with noise recorded by some other buttcrack,
Wear a t-shirt that has “I Have A Big Dick” emblazoned on it. This happened to me, with a customer. His girlfriend hugged me and kissed me. Me. Not him.
Present your prison record.
Have your pit bull with you.
Have a toxic waste tattoo on your forehead.
Lie on your resume.
Have a photo that’s 25 years out-of-date on your dating-site Profile.
The waiter in the restaurant on your first date tells you that he’s required to cut your card in half.
You can’t cum on your first date.
Your trailer was reposessed.
Just pretend to be me..
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