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You ever allow a vampire to just go ahead and bite you?


I hear some women are into it.

I have a rocket in my pocket

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Sure why not

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Beat me to it!

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Damn...you swiped my opening line lol!

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๐Ÿ˜‚

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In Russia vampire lets you go ahead and bite it !

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LOL ๐Ÿ‘

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Are we talking hot female vampire or Glenn Close playing Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's?

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Glenn playing gary๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Hilarious๐Ÿ˜†

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At first I didn't know what you mean but then I found this https://cheezburger.com/3831183360

I have a rocket in my pocket

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Of course i would.Robbing a few blood banks here and there is a small price to pay for immortality.

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Any vampire except croft.

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Ah! But would you bite croft?

Oh goodness. I just grossed myself out!

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Thanks, buddy, now I need some brain bleach to scrub away that mental image.๐Ÿ˜‘

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And you have a split infinitive in your topic heading.

- The Language Police. We Protect and Scourge. Death to Dimwits.

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Officer, did you single me out because you racially profiled me? Or maybe you are just a bad police.

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I have a rocket in my pocket

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Thatโ€™s very funny. Well done!

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If he looks like Colin Farrell in Fright Night, sure

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As sexy as it seems, being constantly fed on like a happy meal would get pretty old for me.

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