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Chicago rodent problem.


OK, so Chicago has a rodent problem and Florida has a python - or general snake - problem... So take the pythons from Florida and put them in Chicago. Don't worry, the snakes won't survive the winter.

Chicago named rat capital:
https://nyp.st/2NBxFNQ

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You're talking about their politicians?

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I know, doesn't Rick Scott's head look like a python?

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Hey, that's an insult to pythons everywhere. He's more of a Lord Voldemort than a Slytherin from Harry Potter.

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Chicago has a very big rodent. It goes by the name Rahm Emanuel.

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Amen!


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I know, I should be working at NASA. :-) Will have to transport those snakes on a plane.

John Travolta should get Gov. Scott to declare a python hunting day just for Chicago, and then use his plane. Now that's charity.

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Does this say something? Do you have any idea what this looks like on an Android? So much for working at NASA.

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"I've had it with these M****r F*****g snakes on mfing this plane!"

WARNING: F Bombs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amYzBQMT4VI


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There is a HUGE rodent in the White House.

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He's much better than the Commie Rat who was there for eight long years!


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What? You do know that you can't get more commie than a morph into Putin, right?

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What are you babbling about?

Yeah, or a Commie Rat who told the Russian Ambassador that he'd have more flexibility after he was re-elected, when he didn't know the mic was hot.


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Now that's too funny. Of "who's more commie" you're going with Obama. Lol.

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He's certainly closer than any other president to Commie.


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So, because of dog poop, Chicago has been able to eclipse NYC with that infamous distinction ?

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I was wondering about this. Isn't there poop scooping in Chicago?

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Lived here for 20 years. The problem is with all the small dog (under 20 lbs) owners. They think itโ€™s not necessary to pick up their little mongrels poop. Itโ€™s an epidemic. This is why the rodents are thriving.

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So are you okay with pythons?

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No problem whatsoever, maybe they'll take some of those little dogs and their owners down too.

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In the City, north side.

The rodent problem isnโ€™t new. Seems like every 5-7 years they have to go to war on rats. Itโ€™s a big city, youโ€™ll always have an issue with rodents.

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See, here you go, a good Florida snake story.

Trappers remove 16-foot python from Everglades
https://www.yahoo.com/newsroom/vibes/nature/v-e5538064-f661-3c50-977e-1f13546aaa98_c-763ab225-5d1c-3aa7-87a7-ede780a0a58c_a-763ab225-5d1c-3aa7-87a7-ede780a0a58c

So far, 174 captured. Just send them to Chicago.

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Sounds like a plan to me.


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