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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, and the owl turns to the squirrel and says....



nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.


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The owl says "Where are your nut squirreli"

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"You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?"

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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking.....you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here.
Who the f**k do you think you're talkin' to? Oh yeah? OK.


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freaky deaky...

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You know it's cold when you walk outside and it's cold.

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You also know it's dark outside when it's night and you're wearing sunglasses.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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