nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
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I did an absurd visual joke a long time ago, but I don't have the image, so I'll narrate it to you as best I can remember.
A big grandfather clock is talking to a plant (or something, I'll go with plant) that is on the floor next to it.
Clock: Hey, can you tell me what time it is? I can't see my own face, and I don't have eyes anyway.
Plant: I can't tell the time, I'm just a dumb plant. Plus I don't have eyes either, or a face!
Clock: Then how the hell are you talking???
*rimshot*
LOL!
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Nevermind, I remembered the password to my Imgur account, and the joke is still there!
https://imgur.com/E1AKFSK
That was one of many I made for a thread on the old IMDb Prometheus board.
I know plant was wrong... It was fish!
Well okay then.
BTW, do you know what the chicken did when she saw a bucket of KFC?
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Hmm, good question. I guess she crossed the road to flee to the other side, maybe?
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Close, but no cigar.
She kicked the bucket!
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Damn, I was looking for that answer!
I thought twice "Well if she was a frog, she'd croak..."
I was trying to think of a chicken-related way of dying. Good game!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
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I had to look that up because I'm about to leave for lunch and didn't want to wait.
It was stuck to the chicken's back!
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!
Why did half a chicken cross the road?
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This one I don't know...
Speaking of chicken, I'm going to eat at Chick-Fil-A!
To get to its other side! You're groaning and rolling your eyes right now, aren't you?
I love Chick-Fil-A!
How did the chicken wake up?
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PS Have a nice lunch!
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The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
Hi-ooooh!
Why did the chicken join a band?
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To break on through to the other side, yeah?
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Great answer, but no. Because it already had drumsticks. BTW, your answer might be better as to "beak on through..."
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
Okay this one is random, no clue.
I should have known the drumsticks, though.
Oh you're gonna hate yourself (or me) on this one:
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
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I like!
Your jokes also inspired me to make this one up:
https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/5b4fd5e676e2330014f4b62f/Why-dont-movie-fans-drive-sports-cars
LOL!
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Someone was outside Richie and Eddie's tent doing owl impressions years ago when they were camping on Wimbledon Common.
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