Do you pee outside?
I do, it was a lovely night we were outside, a nice blaze going on the fire pit, the Cava was flowing. The loo seemed a bit too far away.
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We all pee MJF!
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On a perfect day of course.
It's always better if me and pups can do a line pee. Or is it pee line?
That's cute, you and the dogs leading together.
shareI'm sure it's quite adorable.
Sometimes I even lift my leg!
Or both legs!!
Hahahaha!!!
Somehow i managed to see a guy levitating and whizzing😂
Thanks for that
Any time.
Takes some practice but it can be done!
Im sure it can be done
This hovering pee thing was in the Directors cut of The Empire Strikes Back but for some reason it was removed from the Yoda training montage on the Dagobah System...i cant imagine why!
Anyway, may i call you Yoda from now on?
I had heard that but though it was an urban legend!
Always learning something new. Gotta love MC.
I actually look a bit like Yoda if you look at me on my right side.
So I would be honored.
Some urban legends have a bit of truth to them but im sure you know this
All of the ladies on MC tell me both of your sides are the right side so im going with that
Excellent, 'Yoda you are...'
"All of the ladies on MC tell me both of your sides are the right side so im going with that"
Ohhhh, that is smooth! Like butter! Very well done.
Still jealous that Mrs. Y got to you first.
My name is actually SmoothShogunofYonkers but i didnt want to seem
pretentious
Im pretty certain Mrs YonkDude would let me go for $5 so you might have a shot lol!
Good choice. Never want to be pretentious.
Act like you've been there.
That's why you're at the top.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. 5 bucks? Really?
Yeah, I'll let you know, got a lot going on ya know?
Times are a bit tough right now soooooo...yeah.....
Gotta go, somebodies at the door but we'll keep in touch for sure.
Not a big fan, but sometimes you have to go, and you can't get to a toilet....
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I've had before but it's been at least a year or so since I've last done it
shareThe toilet is still a very recent invention to many people in some parts of the world. In fact, it's more common now to have access to mobile phones than modern plumbing, seriously! Where I live in the Sand Pile, many rural residences still had to use an outhouse up into the late 90s. This is in the United States I'm talking about. Let's just say I'm outside a lot.
We need a list of movies featuring urination scenes. Where is our make-a-list MCer who does those creative pictures?
I was just thinking something similar!
I mean in The Lord of the Rings, epic journey right? Nobody pees!
I think Trainspotting has a toilet scene, an infamous one😷
Then, there's this scene from the Scout comedy 'Bushwhacked':
"I got some bad news for you, Palmer. That Ain't rain..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gndFSEEHmDI
😂😂
"We just pissed on some guys head"
Anyone who has changed the nappy of a baby boy knows that feeling all too well!
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Yes
sharePlease don't tell me you pee on the vegetables!
Or do you pee on the axes? The foxes maybe?
Not in the homemade wine? 😰
^ this^
shareHe doesn't pee on the vegetables but manure is good for the crops...
shareOh good, I certainly don't want to be eating pee vegetables.
Big load off my mind.
I thought you liked pee eggs! What could be wrong with pee vegetables??
Loaded veggies are a whole other matter.
Everybody likes pee eggs so that point is nullified.
A loaded veggie on the other hand…..
A loaded veggie is worth two in the bush. That's what They always say.
shareI've heard this.
Is the bush loaded too I wonder?
Not sure about the bush, but now I'm getting all flushed.
shareBetter to get all flushed in loo of not doing anything.
shareOtherwise the day goes right into the crapper. (Was that cheating?)
share"Was that cheating?"- I don't think it matters!
We all have our deuce and dont's.
(I know that was bad.)
I'm glad I dumped that information on you.
shareToo bad this isn't Turdsday!
I'm glad too.
Now we can move on.
Just wipe the slate clean.
Turdsday is my number two favourite day.
It's the day I get my stool out and get my paperwork done.
I prefer to use my computer.
That way I can just log off.
I'm not keeping these in my chamber!
Seeing how it's Cava Friday I’m hoping you don’'t become crapulent tonight.
I’m hoping you can abstain from it for at least one night.
Some town in Pennsylvania is having trouble with their Romanian refugees. It seems defecating and pissing in the streets is a normal thing for them. Hmmm? I wonder if croft has any relatives living in that town.
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