Do you pee outside?
I do, it was a lovely night we were outside, a nice blaze going on the fire pit, the Cava was flowing. The loo seemed a bit too far away.
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I have peed and pooped outside when we would go camping.
No sissy stuff with a camper. We roughed it.
Alright. I confess to bringing toilet paper and wet wipes..... I'm not that knowledgeable in leaves. I wasn't about to use the wrong one when wiping!
I have, and no doubt will again. Not just while camping, either!
Recently I was tempted. Discovered the bathroom floor in my new place had rotted and needed to be replaced, which meant the toilet had to be removed and kept out overnight.
This place is on half an acre, and I *could* have gone behind the shed!
Instead I opted to pack up and spend the night in another motel. Because I've been missing being evacuated!
I'm starting to think you're motel addicted Cat!
That's it. There's nothing quite as soothing and comforting as being in a motel room. If nothing else happens in the next two months, I'm going to pretend it did and stay in a motel anyway.
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Except for the bedspread and the carpet! If there is a spread it goes on the floor as soon as the door is shut. My goodness, so much naughty/goody happenings on those spreads. My feet never touch the floor or the shower/tub floor...I wear flip flops. I disinfect all that I come in contact with...toilet seat, door handles, light switches, tv remote control, etc. You can say I have an OCD when it comes to motels and rightly so as Iβve been in quite a few. It is what it is. Oh, one more thing I never use their washcloths on my face...no telling where itβs beenπ±π·.
The washcloths! π±
I was only joking with Dazed. I don't like motels and was not a single bit happy to find myself in one AGAIN! So soon.
I'm not OCD about them that way, like you are. I do my best and try to not think about it too much. The sheets, bedspreads, pillows, floor, all of it. Ignorance is usually bliss :)
This is a dumb thing to share, but I had a GF in the past and we'd get into (verbal) fights, and she'd run off and disappear for a night or two. I'd be so upset that I'd rent a motel room just so I wouldn't be sitting around stewing.
Later it occurred to me that she was provoking a fight just so she could run off and screw around with other people.
Once in a fit of remorse she blurted out, "I've lied to you so many times !" She was awful.
She does sound awful! I wonder why she didn't just end it.
shareShe needed a place to land, needed a place to come home to. I don't remember her ever having a job, and I think she pretended to be going to school to be a medical "candy-striper." Then she freaked out after a fight and said she couldn't take some test in this condition.
To at least be a little fair, she had a lot of hard knocks, took a lot of comfort from the bottle, and I'm no saint myself. When someone is close to me and knows how to push my buttons, I'm sure I get pretty angry and say mean stuff. At least I have had other GFs who were much smarter and easy to get along with, but even those didn't work out. Oy !
Random question, do you have trip advisor in the US?
shareNot sure if you were asking me, but yes, we have it here. Is it especially good? When I was on my big trip, I think I used it, and Kayak, and a bunch of others. I found all of them confusing.
shareI often find myself more confused after checking the reviews! I stayed in a lovely little hotel recently, if I'd paid attention to the reviews I would never have stayed there. I made a TripAdvisor account just so I could redress the balance!
Good for you!
It's like reading reviews for products on Amazon, or anywhere. They're supposed to make our decision-making process easier, but noooo, they actually make it much harder. Someone gives 1 star because they couldn't get the item to work, but what if they're too stupid to figure it out? Another person gives 5 stars because shipping was fast.
It can be similar with hotel reviews. "BREAKFAST CAME 2 MINUTES LATE!!1 I'D GIVE MINUS STARS IF I COULD!"
Oh Cat! You poor girl! Life has not been easy..... The least you can expect is a friggin indoor toilet!
shareThis was like having a vacation at a Four Seasons by comparison! I'm assuming this incident was a matter of tiny remnants leftover from the momentum of the very baaaad juju I'd been experiencing for so long.
Other than that, I'm blissfully happy here!
Well, your landlords sound great. They are at least fixing the problem....
Right? This is just a temporary thing.... Right?
They are great, and arranged to have it fixed as soon as they could. Oh yes, it's been all fixed for a while now. Only had to spend one night at the motel, and endure a few hours over a couple of days to get the rest done. All better now!
shareUsually on a Saturday night.
shareIts a long walk home with a full bladder.
I do envy men and their ability to just piss anywhere!
Penis Envy!
Yes!
Ha ha, just saw your post and see we were on the same wavelength, but you were half an hour ahead of me!
shareYeah! Pecker envy! Unless one is built like the Golden State rapist/murderer. The victims who survived all said he had a small penis. I forgot what one looks like. π€βΊοΈ
shareOh my!!!! I'm usually in the dark these days.
I know it's there. I just no longer feel the urge to SEE it.
As for being able to Whip It Out whenever you want to pee, I can't help thinking that it sure would be convenient! That is about the only thing I can ENVY.
As for the rest????? Who wants something as disgusting looking as that, dangling between one's legs????
We women have enough to deal with....
Miss Margo,
Oh my!!!! LOL! π
ππ€£Too, too funny, βdangling between oneβs legs????
I donβt even know itβs there...the tweezers were lost.
Now youβre causing me to run to the βlooβ...much nicer word than toilet donβt ya think?
It comes in handy π
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Well, im a guy so...fairly often
I cant imagine the logistics involved for women though
Im sure i would pee on my shoes or pants or something were i of the fairer sex
Im not even sure how the girls aim it...ok, that was too much
Apologies y'allπ
Hey, we're all pals here!
Imma splain it...
Knickers down round ankles, squat, hook the gusset (pause while I hate myself for using the G word) with right thumb and middle finger. Lift panties up and make sure bum is in the air, feet are far apart and go...
Fingers crossed a successful weewee with minimal splash-age on shoes. A few seconds drip dry is recommended.
Nicely done, Dazed!
shareI once saw a drunk girl pop a squat to pee outside, but she didn't squat correctly and ended up soaking her underwear and pants.
shareThese are the risks we take.
shareJeez!
Long live the pecker and opening fire on the Azaleasπ
You guys don't know this, but it's the only time we DO have penis envy π
shareI would assume so...
You might be smarter than me but im like American Sniper behind the Privet hedgeπ
Hey, no need to rub salt in the wound! *grumbles*
shareπsorry
shareSince my bladder tuck surgery I can stand and aim that thingy forward. Trouble is I have to be in the raw and straddle the john...not a good thing in a public ladies room. I bet I could make use of a urinal if I had to.
shareGotta be honest and tell you i had to google 'bladder tuck'
Good for you for having a fun sense of humor
Health issues freak me out!
Glad you are OK and please coninue to kick butt
You are fine company
I do enjoy willy but yes that is the only time I envy them.
Keeping it under control seems hard....hard! See what I did there?
We see...WE always see:)
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Seriously. All that having to pretend to do something while sitting down, or get up and announce to the room "YES, I GOT EXCITED, OKAY?"
Whereas with us, no one except us knows π
Well, peckers are great for outdoor peeing unless it's dark, you're peeing on a wall, and the splashback gets your pant legs. I've had that one =(
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