You all deserve an explanation - General Discussion Discussion

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

can you get me a new laptop ??

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

The police are still on to me,until the situation is resolved I can't help,sorry

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[–] kspkap (13555) 6 years ago

Ha! Too, too funny, hownos. Maybe an iPad Air 2 for me?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

What does this have to do with anything you've done here?

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[–] StoneKeeper (26651) 6 years ago

hahaha right!?!?!

I stopped trying figuring the guy out 18 months ago...

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[–] MissMargoChanning (6630) 6 years ago

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[–] db20db (17235) 6 years ago

Well, it does align with being deceitful, untrustworthy, his track record.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

My judgement was affected by it

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Bollocks.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Let's set this up.

Buying and selling computer components on the internet is illegal?
The Romanian police went to the farm (a long drive btw) because "someone" (one person)
is saying they didn't receive something in the mail.
Now they're on to him. Are they staking him out?

No wonder it keeps changing it's name.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

This not quite legal business must have be affecting his judgement for quite some time.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Quite some time?
Do you think he started this business as a small child?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I am counting on him for a decent refurbished laptop. I just transferred $500.00 to croft's Nigerian bank account.

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[–] MissMargoChanning (6630) 6 years ago

😄
Oh hownos! I'm peeing my pants!

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[–] Culburn (3638) 6 years ago

So, what else is new?

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

There's a good chance he could just walk down the street to that bank.
I'm sure you'll be fine.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

😂😂

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Hownos, you're on fire!

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[–] kspkap (13555) 6 years ago

@hownos

I'm one up on you...I transferred Bitcoin! I can do that, can't I?

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

You just waisted your money,I don't have a nigerian bank account

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

where's my laptop croft ??

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[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 6 years ago

Um, it came to my house. Sorry!

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

Where's my money??

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

are you in jail yet ??

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

No,i'm not

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

so are you being charged or is this a shakedown for money ??

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

The thing is he had seven days to pick up the item from the post office,he didn't.After two weeks they sent me back the package.

I contacted him,without,any response and a few days ago he pressed charges against me.

Yesterday I sent again the pc

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

is this a new or refurbished pc ??

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

An old pc,outdated

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[–] Stratego (30500) 6 years ago

But what's so illegal about what you're doing? And if that's the case, why would that guy even involve the police?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

why would the police be involved in such a minor civil matter ??

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

Usually they not,they only involves only when someone make a complaint as in my case
Usually a client refuses the merchandise,but this one has a big mouth.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

where did you get this pc ??

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

It belonged to a Mr. G.Glitter

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

LMAO !!!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

In Romania if you send a parcel and it doesn't get there, you get arrested and sent to the salt mines.
True story.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Is this croft on the phone?
Kind of sounds like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuVFcizDwqw

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[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 6 years ago

I love folks who toy with these scammers.

Congrats on 14K! 🍻🎈🎈🎈

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

It's funny when they do it.

Thank you my dear.
Couldn't have done it without you!

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 6 years ago

"I told my girlfriend, and she said I should go wash my hands" 😂 Brilliant!

14k, wow, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 (I know how you like your beer)
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

LOL
After tonight we should all wash our hands!

You're a big part of it.
Love ya girl!

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 6 years ago

I'm always game for a good hand-washing! Got lavender liquid soap and nice warm water, willing to share with everyone :D

Love you right back, fella!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

croft is so smooth isn't he ?? where do I send my money ??

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

He's very good.
Kind of blew it when he asked for Target cards to pay the guys tax bill.

He's still learning though.
Can't fault him for that.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

14k. A night of milestones.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Just the beginning. (I hope)

Pretty rockin for a Monday night.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

We all hope my friend.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Wish I had a hudy 14k to toast ya with buddy...actually...
Shity beer...I'll stick with Sierra Nevada👍🍺

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[–] Stratego (30500) 6 years ago

This is hilarious! I think I saw croft/Sofia/Nigerian scam artist on an episode of Dr. Phil promising some elderly woman to marry her if she would send him $500.000! He's in a coma at the hospital, you know!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77381) 6 years ago

How did i miss this?!?
hownos simply killing it!

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[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 6 years ago

Sorry to say but at this point it's hard to believe anything he says. Who knows if he even lives on a farm? If he's looking for sympathy and forgiveness, it's a shame, but I doubt he'll find much here.

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[–] olioz (3673) 6 years ago

I haven't believed in a long time, but I find him hilarious, there seems to be always something weird like this going on with him when I come to GD. He's an entertaining weirdo.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 6 years ago

Well, there is that.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

He may live 2 streets down from you and is in his parents basement right now!

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[–] Stratego (30500) 6 years ago

Or maybe he's in MY basement, right now? No worries, I'll crack that whip!

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[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 6 years ago

I thought you might draw the line at letting him in your basement. You DO have standards, don't you??

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[–] Stratego (30500) 6 years ago

Why limit myself with standards? Everyone deserves to get acquainted with my whip!

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Please do.
If a problem comes along you must whip it.

I miss the sound of that whip!

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[–] Stratego (30500) 6 years ago

See you next Friday?😘

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Can't wait.
sofia said he could get me a good deal on an airline ticket.

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[–] Stratego (30500) 6 years ago

Hope you won't get stuck next to a smelly Russian!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/uk.news.yahoo.com/amphtml/smelly-airline-passenger-forces-emergency-100201880.html

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

"worse than that of a corpse"

that was funny

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

I believe I'll take a boat.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Have you ever seen Nothing to Declare? It's an Aussie reality show based around the customs dept in one of the airports...It's sooo addictive!
There was an episode just like the news story you mentioned, the guy smelled really bad too, they tried to make him wash but he did a really half-arsed job of it so they wouldn't let him into Australia he had to go back to Prague!
Link+ the relevant quote.
https://thetab.com/uk/2016/08/05/time-someone-said-nothing-declare-best-daytime-tv-show-12513

"...an episode I was watching the other night really took the cake here. A man from Prague had his visa rejected because he was ‘smelly’ and arrived with only the clothes on his back, telling custom officers ‘I usually change my clothes once a week and I don’t shower’. He had money and a hotel booked, Australia just wasn’t down to have a smelly man in their country. AUSTRALIA SENT A MAN BACK TO PRAGUE BECAUSE HE DOESN’T SHOWER. "

Could this be the same man???

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[–] Stratego (30500) 6 years ago

Dear god, how many people like that are there?!

I think it's called Border Security over here. There's also a Columbian version. That one featured the grossest episode I've seen. Some guy tried to smuggle in bags of food that had gone completely rotten. I almost had to vomit.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

A hugely surprising number of people try to smuggle food, fill in the declaration stating they have no food and then show surprise when their cases gets searched, the food is found and then say they didn't realise they weren't allowed to bring food in! Australia is awesome, it says pay the fine and chuck your food in the bin or fuck off!

The worst job ever must be the person who has to hose the crap off the condoms full of drugs that have passed through the mule's digestive system.
"Fun day at work darling?"
" No I had to hose off 96 heroin filled condoms"
"That doesn't sound so bad"
"Someone crapped them into a sieve first"
"Oh"

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[–] Stratego (30500) 6 years ago

I'm so thankful other people are willing to do that job!

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[–] Stratego (30500) 6 years ago

Better be careful!:

http://articles.latimes.com/1998/mar/21/news/mn-31134

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[–] db20db (17235) 6 years ago

Interesting but puzzling about why the guy wasn't charged with 1st degree murder.

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[–] Stratego (30500) 6 years ago

I believe he eventually pleaded guilty to first degree murder to avoid the death penalty.

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[–] db20db (17235) 6 years ago

Upon rereading that I concluded the federal charges were probably stronger. I was once trying to help someone who was receiving hate mail from a stalker. During the course of that, we discovered it's actually a federal crime because it involves the post office.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 6 years ago

Yep, there are a lot of things that might seem okay, but if they involve the post office in any way, you're flirting with real trouble.

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[–] Culburn (3638) 6 years ago

Yep, messing with the PO is like messing with gypsies & bikers. It never works out.

- "Gypsies are the only people who can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you."

- "Archie Bunker"

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[–] db20db (17235) 6 years ago

The stalker eventually got a visit from the local PD and it ended there.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

Yes,it involves the post office

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[–] sambow (114) 6 years ago

how did it offend his marriage, did you sleep with his wife too?

some guy bought illegal stuff from you and when it didn't come he went to the police?
is this April 1st?
funny post, lol lol !!!!!! I like it, can't wait for the punch line!!

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[–] MissMargoChanning (6630) 6 years ago

You have EVOLVED into nothing!
I see the crap you post on FilmBoards. You are far from sincere here!

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 6 years ago

Hopefully you will get a second chance, and will make the most of it. Hang in there, Bro.

😎

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

Bullshit.

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