Pretty straightforward, extra points for creativity.
So...
Ant-Man could accurately steal the title "Little Big Man"
300 could be called "The Empire Strikes Back"
Jurassic Park could be called "Attack of the Clones"
I think this is a good start.
I Know What You Did Last Summer could be The Watcher
shareTomb Raider [movies] could be female Indiana Jones with Midwestern U.S. accent. Disney is really thinking about doing something like this for the 'Indy' franchise in the form of a loose continuation of the established series or a spin-off.
shareNow,you just committed a sacrilege mister.Go and say a few prayers and donate some money or clothes
LARA IS BRITISH
Indy: [Runs for the hills while his theme plays] The British are coming, the British are coming!!
The nearest ATM I've found only recognizes Latin, WHY??
Never cross a Romanian's romantic interest...
But you did,so show me the money!!
shareAll I have is 30 okra plants straight from my garden. They're great in mixed food dishes and or when fried, deal?
shareOnly 30!? For god sake,man.I'm not a bloody amateur,raise it a bit
share[Your attention please, grabs conductor baton, clears throat]
10 mature potatoes,
9 scrumdiliumcious squash,
8 succulent onions,
7 tasty cherry tomatoes,
6 delectable chives,
5 [dramatic pause] Cayenne! Peppers!
4 assorted black and blue berries,
3 cultivated parsley,
2 turtledoves
and a partridge and a pear tree!
Armageddon could be Darkest Hour
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