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Movie title jokes.


You name a movie then a what is joke.

For example

Movie
Drag me to hell

What is....
Working with Rosanne Barr

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I made a funny !!

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The Constant Gardener (2005)







who is croft ??

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Clever.

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thank you

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Excellent work Dean!

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

What is....
The President
the former President
and his daughters.

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Yet another thread infected by politicks πŸ˜•

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Winning

What is....
Trump President.

Not Clinton.

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Jebus. You've fixed on this. I never have and never will like Clinton, nor did I vote for her. Nor did I say anywhere that Trump isn't President, or even in the most vague of ways imply it.

I'm just SICK TO DEATH of all of this childish back and forth, name-calling, hate-filled CRAP! On both sides.

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As Rambo, John J. states:::"They drew first blood."

It's easy for you, Cat, you're shinin' that seat. I'm sittin' here with a Moose shoulder I have no idea how to cook over an open flame in an enclosed cave. It took me 3 hours to fashion this piece of bird shit encrusted canvas into a poncho, and now I'm sitting here and it still won't fit and it's got 3 gd holes for my balloon head.

Not to mention I've been shaved, dry and high pressured hosed in the wrong place, though I finally feel fresh down there in my nether region.

At this point I'm so hungry I'd eat a billy goat's puke.

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I've seen you say "They drew first blood" over and over again. It's meaningless. I saw LOTS of vile posts about Obama, so it could be said by "them" that "YOU" drew first blood.

But that's not where it started and we ALL know that. This absurd blind partisanship has gone on and on and ON for decades. It's like watching bad sports fans yell at one another!

Don't you realise saying that is like a little kid saying "Wah, Tommy hit me first!"?

No, it's NOT easy for me. This shite is now EVERYWHERE! Even here, on a site that's supposed to be about movies and TV. I can scarcely go to any board without seeing it too has been infected.

I fear for this country. I truly do. It's like we're in a civil war, but without troops! Everything feels WAY too volatile, people far too angry, filled with hate, and no end to it that I can see in sight.

You know what they say about a house divided. Do you want to continue to be a part of the problem, or part of the solution? The choice is yours, same as it's everyone else's.

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There is no solution.

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You're smart enough to know that isn't true. At least be honest and say you choose to NOT be part of the solution but that this is the hill you're choosing to die on. Don't worry, you've got LOTS of company.

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So much for " the movement " which I encountered over the week-end. Looks like I was right with the "flash-in-the-pan" analogy.

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I'm not sure what you're referring to, Db, but as far as I can see, those who are involved in this stupidity are carrying on as per usual. For the moment the attention has shifted to Roseanne, but it's the same old crap.

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Stratego knows what I'm referencing. Your " carrying on per as usual " confirms it even further.

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Yep, this is all about one thing---one thing only:::Trump defeating Clinton - 8 November 2016.

Those fucks was gonna go back in that House, rub it in Cubby's face, make Cubby cry, make Cubby beat the dog, perhaps make Cubby roughhouse Girl.

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The Best Years Of Our Lives

What is Cubby and the (60) living?

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You're making this a ridiculous, childish personal war, and make no mistake about it, you are CHOOSING to be part of the problem. Full stop.

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They called down the thunder, Cat. You best get back on the porch, woman.

- "Make me turkey pot pie."

- "Bender" -imitating his father- - "The Breakfast Club"

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The Other Side Of Midnight

What is....
the time when they finally called Pennsylvania - 9 November 2016.

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"The Crooked Way"

How do the Clintons and Obamas (and most Democrats) conduct business?


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"Crooked"

Describe Hillary Clinton in one word.



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"Scream"

What did Crooked Hillary supporters do (and continue to do) when they found out their precious candidate got her ass whipped by Donald Trump?



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"American Psycho"

What is Hillary Clinton's autobiography called?

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Great one, Hodwatt!




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