I, of all men, have every right to congratulate International Women’s Day

I have never raped, nor sexually abused any women. I have never employed one to begin with. In fact, far more often I have served under women bosses or catered to female clients.

Most women I've come across made more money than I have. I was also told that I “should earn more money” – by a woman.

I have never catcalled a woman, nor humiliated one in public. However, once in a room full of people, I was told I appear to be “the worst in bed” – by a woman.

I never mansplained to a woman. In fact, I was scolded for not being “forthcoming enough” – by a woman.

I was also told I was "too coy," or that I should be more aggressive, and "not agree with everything I say all the time" - by a woman.

I never objectified women. However, I was told I was a “faggot” – by a woman, for refusing to bed her.

I never body-shamed a woman. However, I was told I "should workout more" - by a woman.

It is for the above reasons that I have every right to congratulate the International Women's day, for I have never did them any harm, but rather often ended up on the receiving end of the whole abuse business.