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Do you masturbate at work?


And if so, how often?

According to an article I read, a surprising number of people (men and women) do it. 30 percent or more. I personally don't.

I assume it normally takes place in a locked bathroom but the article didn't delve into this.

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No. That's what my assistant is for!

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So... your assistant masturbate while you take care of the actual work?! πŸ€”

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LOL!


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Women dont

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Riiiiight! πŸ€”

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No woman would. Although a love newton is different

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What's a love newton? I googled that and came up with nada.


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It's a Seinfeld joke. It means intercourse at work.

Masturbate = 1 person
Love newton = 2 or more

It's funny cause most people will admit to fooling around in the work place but won't admit to a good ol J. Arthur

Although I had an ex...

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Oh no wonder I didn't get it. I rarely watched Seinfeld. Unlike the vast majority, I never thought the show was funny.
It was just about four whiny, narcissistic, self centered, irritating losers IMHO.


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Yes well it has been off the air for several years now, so it is out of your life forever.

I think most shows are about whiny, narcissistic, self centered irritating losers. Some are just funnier than others

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Good point, captain.


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I always cringed when on Friends the women were sitting around bitching how they couldn't find a date, or the guys they did meet didn't want to have sex and just wanted to be friends..

RIIIIIIGGGHHHHHT......

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Unfortunately another show I seldom if ever watched.


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I've watched Friends a lot more than Seinfeld. I prefer Frasier.

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That is one of the craziest question ever asked here. Are you trying to create controversy?


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Maybe. Would that be wrong of me?

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No, not really.


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disgusting

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that's hot.

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I'm working right now.

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But are you... you know...?

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SHHHHH, I'm still "working".

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Say no more, squire! Know whatahmean, nudge nudge, he told him knowingly!

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Knowingly or wantingly or just plain jealousy?

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I admit to brushing my teeth at work.

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That's just sick, man!

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I don't even pee in the bathroom at work.

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Why not, Dazed? It won't make you pregnant you know, that's just superstition.

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It can't crawl up your leg and into your special place then?

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On second thought, it might. Especially if your co-workers are among the article's 30 something %...

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No.

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TheMan doth protest too much methinks.

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You should meet my 78 year old Russian grandmother. (I still respect her though.)

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