One movie and lot's of Black Mirror for me this week:
Ted 2 (2015 TV): I almost turned it off after 5 minutes but gave it a chance and finally, I enjoyed it. There are a few LOL moments, the scene with Morgan Freeman was gold and Ribisi was still great. The ending was copied on Dumb and Dumber To and that was the worst decision.6/10
Black Mirror Binge:
S1E1 : Well, I did not expect that at all. Quite unique, I mean, I never saw anything like it before. The PM has to bang a pig or the Princess dies. Speechless I is. 7-7.5/10
S1E2: Great atmosphere, creepy-hi-tech feel to it. I liked seeing the guy from Get out again. 7.5-8/10
S1E3: Interesting idea, average execution. I can’t say I did not enjoy it. 6.5/10
S2E1: Good execution, good acting, good story, no low no high, that’s the problem. 6.5-7/10
S2E2: An exhilarating ride from start to finish. It was intense and thrilling. I have my reserve concerning the final twist but it really got my blood pumping. 8/10
S2E3: The script was not bad, the cinematography was nice but it’s probably the weakest link here. 6/10
S2E4: I liked the concept, some good ideas were offered here but I felt like the final punch was not as hard as it was meant to be. Hamm was solid in his role. 7.5-8/10
S3E1: Might be my favorite concept yet and it was well exploited, especially thanks to some great acting. The title Nosedive fits the script perfectly. 8-8.5/10
S3E2: It took a long time for it to get to the good part but the good part was GREAT! 7-7.5/10
S3E3: Got me hooked from start to finish, and once more, what a finish! 8/10
S3E4: Very soft for a Black Mirror episode but still a good concept that was well executed. 7/10
We were waiting for you Stone-dude!
So happy you swung by!
I enjoyed Ted2...i always love a silly and corny flick and Marky Mark is always cool in my book
Never saw Black Mirror but im getting an avalanche of positive news about it so i will jump into the pool soon
This week i watched:
The Mist- i read the SK short story many years ago, really liked it and have seen the film several times
Its great...probably a favorite
Last night i turned my 10 year old son onto it...i tried to shut it off at the very end but boyo called bullshit on me so we finished it together
It sparked a whole convo about never giving up, suicide is for quitters, real men hang in there...all that stuff
I should have just played The Goonies
again for him
The Golden Globes- i love award shows and this should have been a slam dunk for me
Sadly, despite some decent films and interesting stars they managed to make it very preachy and barf-inducing
And wtf in regards to Portman's comments...shes got a cute face, a firecracker of an ass but seriously... Her comments were really f'd up and not at all needed
We get it...lots of guys are shitheads...why piss on the whole show??
Shes a dummy
Good Tidings- a group of lunatics escape from jail, dress up like Santas and attack a bunch of homeless people
Its my kind of story, the setting was really cool and the camera guy was in the zone...but damn i couldnt understand a word
Closed Caption was no help at all...CC could not even keep up with this dialogue!
Never fails to kill me how the English came up with the English and persist in murdering the English!
I tried to watch it twice
F'ing unwatchable
You wont get more than two words!
Stormswept- a bunch of boring type people get stuck in a demon house over a long rainy weekend
This was not scary at all, the ending was really stupid and the music was terrible...but there were some hot sexy scenes and several of the ladies masturbated a lot...so i guess worth a look?
Darkest Hour (2017) - Oldman will win Best Oscar. A great performance. The movie was average - 7.5/10
Drive (2011) - An very underrated movie. Great performances from Albert Brooks/Ron Perlman/Bryan Cranston. 8/10
Super Dark Times (2017) - Three teenagers try to cover up the accidental death of another teenagers. The incident drives a wedge between them which leads to further violence. Something missing with this indy production. 6.5/10
Chronicle (2012) - Three teens gain superpowers after coming into contact with an alien life form. The first part of this movie is very funny. The ending gets a bit fantastical but overall its fun. 7/10
Hesher (2010) - Another strange indy with Joseph Gordon Levitt who plays Hesher. He moves in with a family of a kid and causes chaos for this dysfunctional family. An entertaining dark comedy. Barely recognized Natalie Portman in dressed down role. entertaining. 7/10
Madtown (2016) - Another indy dark comedy which follows a young waiter/stand up comedian as he has to deal with the release of his sister from prison who killed his abusive parents. Funny in places. Dark ending. 6.5/10
i rewatched Mother! for the first time since seeing it in the cinema... Fun movie, very immersive and feels like a nightmare... Works and the sound design is excellent... Glad I had just put in a surround sound system 😁
I was a bit turned off by season 1 episode 1 at first. I honestly would have been someone that would have gone for a walk in a forest rather than been glued to the tv watching such humiliation. But, I decided to keep going and give it a chance. As the series went on I started to appreciate that first episode more. It was a ground breaker. I am kind of a sap, so I liked the romantical ones. I think Black Mirror definitely drives home that technology appeals to the id.
Ted 2, never had the urge. And I don't see that I ever will, since I find Seth Macfarlane infinitely off-putting.
As for BM, it's awesome! White Bear might be my favourite out of the whole bunch.
Since I missed last week (What happened? I don't know!) I'm going to do a bi-weekly.
King of the Belgians (2016)
A filmmaker is commissioned to make a PR documentary about the King of Belgium. There is a strict script that needs to be followed you see. The King goes to a visit to Turkey, but Belgium breaking up as a country forces him and his people to have to leave. The only problem is, Turkey doesn't want them to leave. So at this point the script goes out the window and the "gang" embarks on a crazy journey through the Balkans (the most scariest place in Europe, but not really). I enjoyed it, and not only because they come through Bulgaria and don't show us as thieving madmen. It had a lot of humour, some poking fun at European politics and geopolitical issues, I like the theme of independence that ran through the film, the King's especially. It was shot a bit blandly, but at the same time it looked like a guy just filming people running around. 7 out of 10 kebabs (since I don't think the King got to eat one after all, and he so wanted one)
The Belko Experiment (2016)
A group of 80 American office workers in Colombia are forced to kill their co-workers or be killed themselves in a sick social experiment. Murder, mayhem and exploding heads ensue. Written by James Gunn (you know by now how I love the guy), but not directed by him (sadly) there was a slight disconnect between the script and the direction I feel, but it was in no way not a very thrilling movie. Over-the-top with the violence (had to look away at some points), the performances were solid, and once things really kicked into gear with the whole kill or be killed thing very exciting. Made me want to see Funny Games again as a form of atonement for liking it so much.
Only on the second one, and run out of space... Anyway:
Seven Sisters (What Happened to Monday, 2017)
In the world of tomorrow having more than one child is illegal. If you do, the government of Europe(?), with Glenn Close at the helm (who BTW, why was she American?), will take that child and freeze it for when the world isn't so overpopulated. So of course Billy Dafoe's daughter only goes and has SEVEN twins. He raises them in secret and gives each one a day of the week in which they can go out as if they are all the same person. Anyway, stuff happens, the government tries to "covertly" kill them all (I put covertly in quotes because they very publicly try to kill them...) a shoking (for the characters) revelation is made, and then another one, blah blah, they bring down Close, boom! half-happy ending. Sooo this one started almost promising with the premise. Some interesting stuff to explore regarding identity and the more pressing issue of overpopulation and all that. But then this turned into an action movie, and not a particularly interesting one. I still don't know where it was supposed to take place, Anywhere Europe is my best guess. Accents all over the place too. The performances were meh. Noomi Rapace did a decent job at playing seven characters, still not as good as Tatiana Maslany though (she of Orphan Black). Did not like it overall.
The Shape of Water (2017)
I think we all know about this one by now. Lady falls in love with a Fishman. I liked the look of it. It was beautiful. I liked the premise, a fairytale turned on its head. We need more weirdness in cinema. We also need audiences that aren't made of complete morons who'll go "She did what with the Fishman?! Gross!". Speaking of the Fishman, great practical make-up (or whatever you called that). The suit was good is what I mean. The performances were great as well (yes, even Michael Shannon with his over-the-topness, which, if you've seen a Del Toro film before, he was doing exactly what he was supposed to). The problem is, as much as I liked these individual elements of it, it just felt a little... underwhelming. I also have a bit of a problem with filmmakers trying to emulate other filmmakers or genres. Because when I watch that film, it doesn't feel like a _proper_ film, if that makes sense. I can't get emersed into it. Anyway, I'm glad The Shape of Water exists regardless of that. It's a film that dares to take chances and to be different. I can't be mad at a lady falling in love with a Fishman.
I agree with most of your points regarding Shape of Water.
I thought it was beautiful and somewhat breathtaking.
The story was secondary to me. It was beautifully crafted.
What you said about Shannon is exactly what I said on the movie board.
I get what you're saying about filmmakers emulating different genres and I agree to a point.
I'm sure my history has a lot to do with this. I grew up on these films so I appreciated it in a different
way perhaps.
We can't fault directors who want to make a film that takes place in a different era.
I also think all filmmakers emulate other filmmakers at some point.
After all , they had to learn from something.
I took one peek at the movie board and ran for the hills...
I don't always find it problematic (the emulation). Sometimes I enjoy it. But it's a fine line that needs to be walked IMO. I can't really put it into words properly, but I'm going to try anyway lol. Some movies I watch and even if what's going on on screen is ridiculous and unrealistic, it fells like that world is real, in a way that I can forget I'm watching a movie (to a realistic extent). With something like TSoW, I feel like it draws too much attention to the fact that it is a movie, to a point where I can't get lost in it. It feels like a movie, trying to be a movie, instead of just being (make sense?). I don't enjoy that in this case. And it's a very subjective thing. I still wonder at and appreciate all the craftsmanship and love that went into it.
And I agree, all filmmakers do this, to a certain extent. Some over do it a bit (like Tarantino, but that's another rant for a different day).
BTW, I never faulted anyone for wanting to make a film that takes place in a different era... Where did you get that impression?