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I'll start with my favorite.

Ham and swiss on rye. Grill the ham and swiss together along some onions.
Then put it between the rye and grill that. Add a little Dusseldorf mustard and I am set.

It also works for pastrami. For this I use an onion roll.

Shaggy has it down. That's pretty close to what we do.

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Onion rolls are so good.
It is extra flavor.

They have to be grilled for me.
A little butter, a black ring on the outside and dark brown in the center.

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After years of watching Friends I just had to make the 'moist maker' sandwich. It was good, but I bet Monica's tasted better.

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I had to look this sandwich up. I never watched friends.
This was my next sandwich. A bit different though.

I call mine a FAT sandwich. Friday After Thanksgiving sandwich.
Basically the same principle but instead of bread I use Kings Hawaiian rolls.
Which are just the best. They just are.
More of a slider I guess.

Where do these chumps get off stealing my sandwich?
WTF is going on Stratego?
Why are you supporting this?

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Does your sandwich actually have the moist maker? Because I don't think your sandwich has the moist maker. And if it doesn't have the moist maker, you should just shut up. Capisce?

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Number one- Quit saying moist maker. You're better than that.
B. -A truly great sandwich doesn't have to rely on cheap gimmicks. It stands on its own.
Number 3 - See #1 and B. Then read # three again.

Also stop using your fancy foreign words.
You what that does to me. Comprendo mejita?



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Stop using my cheap gimmick! Begrepen?

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Cheap gimmicks = Ross and Stratego.

Fine, message received hermosa !!!

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And just like Ross I get a meltdown if someone else eats MY SANDWICH?!!! (or steals my cheap gimmick)😠

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You can keep your cheap gimmicks and cheaper sandwich.

Soggy bread, Oh what a wonderful sandwich.
A lot of thought in that one.
Enjoy your gimmicks S-T-R-A-T-E-G-O.
Yeah, that's my new gimmick. Deal.

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That soggy bread is the key to an amazing turkey sandwich, alright?!

Your new gimmick is so cheap, you're practically giving it away for free!

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You as well as anybody should know I never charge.
It's always free.
Also well worth it.

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I wouldn't know, dewey. You never showed up at my door. Even though *I* was giving it away for free.

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I've already told you about the line around the block.

It was cold that night and I had to wash my hair I think.
I was hoping you would help me wash it but that didn't happen did it?
So there I was, washing my own hair.
Oh, so much fun. (yeah that was sarcastic)

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That's your own fault. It would've been worth standing in line all night in the freezing cold. Everybody can tell you that.

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I know it would have been worth it but I wanted to make a good impression.
Do you know what happens in cold rainy weather?
DO YOU??

It's called shrinkage.
Like a frightened turtle going into it's shell .
I didn't want to disappoint.

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No need to be embarrassed, I've seen it all. And how could you ever disappoint me??? As long as you bring along your Snollebollekes album!

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I always have it with me.

The best version of the album takes place in my heart.

There's also the tattoo I have.
Sometimes it says Slbolks.
When I think of you it says Snollbollekes.

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Good. You know I'm the only true Snollebolleke.

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Was there ever any doubt?
Well, other than that time my account was hacked
and somebody posted a bunch of nonsense.
Still trying to figure out who that was.

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I knew it couldn't have been you. You never post nonsense.

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Good I'm glad you bough...errr I mean understand it.

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Of course! I knew right away he was a fake. You don't think I'm that gullible?!

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I know that you know me but you never know. Ya know?

I actually think it was a female and she was just
rearing her ugly jealously of your perfection.
Which of course is understandable.
I'll just never get people.
If it wasn't for people I'd get along with everybody.

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OMG! Could it have been my sister?! She's the evil one, you know.

What are you talking about, dewey? You're man's best friend!

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Evil one...Evil One...Hmmm.
I've heard that somewhere before.
I think your sister told me that.

It could have been her. I wasn't sure if you
two pulled the old double switcheroo again.
You have quite a cult following so people do talk.

Man's best friend?
Was it my collar that gave it away?

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This shit is really getting old! Why don't you two create your own private thread instead of constantly hijacking others ?

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Jelly much?!

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Only in your wildest dreams.

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As if! You just have to make do with your Anna Nicole Playboy issue, because you ain't ready for THIS jelly.

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Referencing that as a comeback is really revealing, as in 'jealousy,' you hijacking wannabee !

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This shit is really getting old! Why don't you two create your own private thread instead of constantly hijacking others ?

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Oh, so cute and clever. 🙄

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LOL!!
Would you expect anything less?

You obviously need it.
Love ya db!!
Enjoy.

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Which part?

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Dewey, that was SO cute and clever!!!

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Haha!
You really are bad. 🙄

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Maybe I'm the evil one after all!

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You're sister was right? 😮
If you're not then what
am I doing here.

So.....where were we? 😅

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Bothering db and pleasing ksp. Oh no, wait, sandwiches!

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bothering/pleasing
So we broke even.
Yeah us !!!!

Sorry forgot,
bread and meat.
Yeah sandwiches!!!

Everybody wins.
Yeah MC!!!

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If you want to see something revealing, then get out that darn Playboy, because this queen "bee" isn't going to reveal anything. Now buzzz off!

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Like I said, wannabe ! All of your posts scream it.

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"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is!"

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I deeply regret breaking in here but THAT was a killer post!!!
Awesome
Excuse me...ill let myself out
Pray, continue!
Funny stuff GD:)))

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No regrets needed.
You're always welcome.

Sometimes in life the truth is the funniest thing.

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One of my favorites: a thick slice of homemade meatloaf on Brioche with thick, chewy bacon and sweet Bbq sauce, with homemade sweet potato fries with Ranch dressing for dipping (ketchup has become too one-dimensional for me) and half a tomato on the side (tomato goodness absent the ketchup).

Another, which I don't make, but a chef friend makes for me: chicken cutlets wrapped in Genoa salami on Brioche with bacon, melted Provolone and homemade red sauce with grilled white onions,

When thinking of sandwiches, we also need to think about their architecture and engineering. Piling stuff atop a lot of other stuff results in a trip to the dry cleaners. The idea of a 20-story Dagwood sounds droolsome, until the thing collapses in your lap. This is why I've started setting limits on how much stuff I want stuffed into my sandwich. Seasonings--salt, pepper, scallions (not so much a seasoning as such, but very small), cornichons etc.--pile 'em on; but the more substantial components--the meats, the cheeses, the vegetables--take a look at into what they are going. Is it two (or more) slices of bread? A bulkie roll? A sub roll? A wrap? An open-faced sammich? Open-faced, you can get away with almost anything, because it stays planted on a plate and you are stuck with a knife and fork, and is a "sandwich" only by the grace of God, or, better put, by some student of Joseph Goebbels. The rest? First, have you noticed that restaurants that know what they are doing put the subordinate stuff (condiments, add-ons like crispy onions and fried eggs) at the bottom of the sandwich (especially if it's a sub) so they don't slide off the top? I hate it when an egg falls into my crotch! Think about the soggy quotient of the ingredients you envision for your masterpiece, and when you will actually be eating it. Mayonnaise is going to make your superstructure limp and soggy sooner than hummus, regardless of the shell it's in. A wrap may look like the best form factor for a recipe with an ambitious amount of ingredients, but, when a wrap (white wrap, whole wheat wrap, cornmeal wrap) starts to GO, it fails completely and all at once. No amount of Krazy Glu is gonna keep that mofo intact.

The point of this is: when we design our sandwiches, look at what is going to be the casing for the sandwich/wrap; put in the ingredients that matter most first, step back and look at the totality of the project you envision, ask yourself, "Would I look like an asshole, trying to eat this in front of the person I love most in this life?" If the answer is yes, start scaling your design back.

Less is more. A great sandwich does not collapse.

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Good call on the meatloaf sandwich.
Tonight I had a leftover roast beef sandwich on Russian rye. With a slice of Cupola cheese and caramelized onions.
I'm the same with ketchup. I make my own condiment.
Ketchup, mayo, mustard, Tabasco Chipotle, salt, garlic powder and onion powder.
Great on burgers and some sandwiches. You can mix and match according to your taste.

Couldn't agree more on the structure of sandwiches.
With a sandwich more is not always better. The first and last bite should both be fully intact.

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Shhh, that's the secret ingredient!🙊

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I try not to watch it too often as not to ruin it, but the first 5 seasons are easily my favourite tv show ever.

Comedies are supposed to poke fun at everybody, including ourselves. I don't understand why that isn't possible anymore.

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Just fyi Dazed, that's known as a Dagwood Sandwich . And what does " peckish " mean ?

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Peckish means hungry, db..


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Yes, doesn't that sound strangely similar to a quirky British word ? 😁

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Yes, I believe that word is used more in jolly old than here in the states.


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No, a Dagwood Sandwich is uniquely American. Dazed made a very obvious point of that in her OP.

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Yes it is.


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Grilled cheese sandwich with two sliced hot dogs laid across the cheese (aka four halves, side by side)

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My favorite veggie sandwich is a grilled jumbo portabella mushroom burger.

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Please...i like you Froggy
No more veggie anything
When you veggie the veggies win!
And if you see something, dont veggie something
Or something
You get me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hVimc6we4

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Ok that was super adorable...
That Frankenstein Celery guy had some dope dance moves!
Almost as dope as mine👫
But its all propaganda Frogarama...the veggies are luring you into their web of lies...im calling the Feds!

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Veggie Dogs?!?
I prefer my franks to be stuffed with snouts and arseholes thank you very much!!
(Did i nail that English slang or what?)

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Thank you Dazed
As a 'Yank' (lol) its difficult to imitate the English who started the language and now take every opportunity to murder it😜

And bring on the bum holes!
I eat all of it
Were still talking about dinner right?

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Is there any difference in your case?

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Depends on how its been prepared i suppose
Ive eaten some strange things...
Snake, buffalo, catfish and gator were all pretty good for instance
Yummo!
Ill try most things once
Serve it up;)

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In the US we have really dumb names for sandwiches too
Depending upon where you are a big sammy might be called a wedge, hero, sub, grinder...none of which makes any sense to me but whateves

Hair?
Nope i like my edibles shorn and ready to eat
But thats just me



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A very refreshing topic, Dazed. Thanks.

And that's easy:

1. 10" Cheese Steak from Penn Station with cheese, mushrooms, onions and pizza sauce! Mmmm!

2. Italian BMT from Subway on wheat bread, toasted with provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, black olives,
onions, salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Mmmm!

Dang! Now I'm hungry!


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I love sandwiches. My favorites would be

Pastrami on rye from Katz’s Deli (New York)
Italian sub - Soppressata, Ham cappy, provolone, lettuce, tomato, olive oil and red wine vinegar
Grilled italian sausage with sautéed peppers and onions (or broccoli rabe in place of the peppers and onions)
Hot roast beef with au jus and a bit of horseradish

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Soppressata is a type of salami, and ham cappy is a ham with a coating of paprika and other spices (depending on the brand). Delicious, although very salty and fatty (probably why they're delicious!)

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TexasJack, a restaurant down the street from me makes a special Italian sub that I think would appeal to you. The menu's description: parma prosciutto, genoa salami, sweet capicola; mortadella, provolone, roasted red peppers, marinated artichokes, balsamic glaze, toasted in the oven.

Another sammich on the menu is The Burger Madame, which I order very rare: burger [made from ground flap steak], American cheese, bacon, sunny side eggs, Chipotle aioli.

And there is their Cubano: bbq pulled pork, honey smoked ham, Swiss cheese, yellow mustard, dill pickles, pressed Ciabatta.

They do good business.

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Pastrami on rye! Outstanding! I would add Swiss cheese, and have the bread toasted. Oy vey! The others sound great too.


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Good call. Swiss is my only pastrami-certified cheese.

My brother cures his own pastrami. Very time consuming process, but delicious results!

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Cool!


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Baloney with onions and mustard

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Thank you, Dazed! I completely agree that we need more fun stuff over here; though, if we could get rid of two (maybe three) certain posters, most of the morose, macabre, and meaningless existential-angst topics would vanish faster than a pile of cocaine that's in front of Harvey Weinstein and his date!

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