THEE General Discussion forum game: Change one letter in a movie title and alter the plot to reflect it.

Why what busy bees you've all been, ripping on each others movie titles too! I expected evolution but that was achieved quickly 😄

Star Bars

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An excommunicated rogue monk warrior hides out on a desert planet bringing up his best friend's, who he thought he left for dead, son. After using his trickery to win some dice gambling games, convince people to give him powers over territories and using his physical skills in pod racing and womp rat bombing Obi Wan Kenobi decides to run the mafia on the planet of Tatooine and takes out the Hutt family who rule there. Establishing vast hotels and condos and increasing moisture evaporator levies he creates an ideal tropical holiday location much sought after by Empiral officers and rich Inner Rim celebrities. Luke Skywalker, the child he swore to protect, becomes a stand up comedian known as The Joker and that is where the trouble begins...

The Dark Knight Rinses

Only Batman can save the day after Bane unleashes a flood of soap foam onto Gotham City

Suicide Squat

An ancient supernatural evil force emerges so powerful every single weapon was rendered ineffective... except for the power of magical squatting. The government had no option except to recruit the most terrible and notorious Slavs they can find. Only them can squat with 100% accuracy with toe to heel all perfectly pressed down. Only them can defeat the ancient evil.

Pilates of the Caribbean

Yoga trainer Will Turner teams up with eccentric pilates instructor "Captain" Jack Sparrow to save his love, the governor's daughter, from Jack's former pilates partners, who are now promoting tae-bo.

Duel in The Bun

Mayo sows discord after it's introduced in a classic sandwich.
Watch has ham and cheese fight for mayo's affection.
This charming romantic comedy of a menage trois of flavors will leave you wanting another bite.

Boyz in the wood

5 boys ride their bikes in the wood where they will drop acid, make a fire and share some good jokes. Two of them discover they are falling for each otcher and startfooling around. Suddenly we realise that they are actually just one person, lost in the wood for days, hallucinating after eating exotic berries and shrooms.

The Jungle Took

Gandalf takes his particular brand of racism into the jungle to meet Mowgli, Baloo and Bagheera.

Boob of Eli

A post-apocalyptic tale, in which a lone man fights his way across America in order to protect a sacred boob that holds the secrets to saving humankind.