Did you hear the joke about the guy who couldn't spell?
He tried paying for sex in a warehouse.
shareWhere do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Oh, that's so bad. :)
Reminds me of
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter -- he's not going to come anyway.
or the old Steven Wright joke
I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay.
It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was hruughyahmm.