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Colbert mocks gas stove ban floated by Biden administration: 'Fuck you, I'll see you in hell'


There still is no proof that gas stoves produce Fine particulate matter. That would make your pans black with soot, only orange flames do that. Idiots who burn candles or wick lamps are making themselves sick!

https://www.foxnews.com/media/colbert-mocks-gas-stove-ban-floated-biden-administration-you-see-hell

Colbert, known for his sycophancy toward the Biden administration and Democrats in general, poked fun at the story.

"The Late Show" host relayed how the Environmental Protection Agency research found gas stoves emit pollutants that are linked to respiratory and cardiovascular health problems.

"Well, hey, listen to this. There was a report that the Biden administration was considering a ban on gas stoves. I don’t know if you read about this. Well, after backlash from both parties, President Biden said that he is not in favor of the idea. People — people stuck at airports have said, ‘I’ve been at JFK [airport] for nine hours, but, by all means, continue this important discussion about gas freaking stoves,'" he said.

Fallon joked that Biden would only let people keep their gas stoves now while "wearing an N95" mask.

Despite the backlash, far-left Democrats like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., and others had hailed the initial reports a ban may be underway.

The progressive congresswoman said the common household appliances were linked to brain damage.

"Did you know that ongoing exposure to NO2 from gas stoves is linked to reduced cognitive performance?" Ocasio-Cortez wrote on Twitter.

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AOC uses a gas stove, no wonder she has brain damage!

AOC fires back at ‘Republican meltdown’ over gas stoves: ‘There is very concerning science’
https://www.foxnews.com/media/aoc-fires-back-republican-meltdown-gas-stoves-there-very-concerning-science

It is a claim that has dominated the mainstream media but appears to have little actual evidence backing it up. A Consumer Product Safety Commission spokesperson told Fox News Digital that there "is a significant body of work" on the supposed danger of gas stoves, but refused to cite any sources.

She has been widely criticized by scientists, doctors, actors and her fellow members of Congress on Twitter for suggesting that gas stove use is linked to brain damage, especially after a photo of her in front of a personal gas stove went viral online.

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> AOC uses a gas stove, no wonder she has brain damage!

What a cheap stupid shot - as usual. Someday you will actually post something that has a valid point and I'll be surprised.

What AOC said, which you would never reliably report here is that technologies change and the same people complaining about this complained about getting lead our of gasoline. Nailed it.

I think it is a great idea now that we have electric induction stoves to get rid of the massive expensive gas infrastructures in cities. It is a big win for costs, safety and even for cooking. It is widely reported that the use of induction stoves can boil water much faster than gas stoves.

I have a gas stove myself, and when I turn it on and cook I can feel most of that heat energy flowing right around the pan and into the air towards the ceiling. When I get a good plan I will remodel and replace with electric appliances.

You people are lunatics. You went after Bernie Sanders because he has two houses so he must be some kind of hypocrite? That is so stupid. You constantly say stuff that the next day you turn around and say the opposite if it somehow can be used to attack the Libs. Talk about derangement syndrome.

I suppose you like the taste of lead in your water too.

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AOC is brain damaged. If you don't think so, then you're terminally stupid.

Propane and natural gas burn extremely cleanly. Gas is also much more energy efficient than electric. Where the hell do you think the electricity for your induction stove comes from? I'll take gas over electric any day of the week.

Leaded gasoline is completely irrelevant.

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AOC is brain damaged. - WRONG
If you don't think so, then you're terminally stupid. - WRONG, AND TERMINALLY STUPID
Propane and natural gas burn extremely cleanly. - WRONG, NOT IN A KITCHEN
Gas is also much more energy efficient than electric. - WRONG, AND TERMINALLY STUPID
Where the hell do you think the electricity for your induction stove comes from? - ELECTRICITY IS NOT GENERATED IN YOUR KITCHEN - WRONG, AND TERMINALLY STUPID
I'll take gas over electric any day of the week. - WHO CARES? - AND TERMINALLY STUPID
Leaded gasoline is completely irrelevant. - WRONG AGAIN

I forgot, facts don't matter to the TERMINALLY STUPID & REPUBLICANS

Induction stoves and cooktops are more energy efficient than electric or gas because heat isn’t lost in the transferring process. With gas and electric ranges, a lot of energy is lost to the air around the pots and pans. With induction, only the cookware heats, which ultimately translates to energy- and cost-savings (and, of course, faster cooking times).


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When the terminally stupid call me terminally stupid, it really has no meaning, or power. AOC is as dumb as you are.

Idiot, the electricity in your kitchen in all probability comes from burning the same gas that you'd burn in your kitchen. Or coal.

Yes, it is more efficient to burn the gas to heat your stove than it is to burn it to produce electricity and then use that to power your kitchen. THREE TIMES more efficient.

Yes, they do burn cleanly.

So your virtue signaling about changing your gas appliance to electric is relevant but my preference for gas is not? I forgot, I'm arguing with narcissists.

Leaded gasoline has nothing to do with it, beyond irrelevant.

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He's either trolling or, like you said, terminally stupid. I just hope, for his sake, that he's trolling.

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> Idiot, the electricity in your kitchen in all probability comes from burning the same gas that you'd burn in your kitchen. Or coal

The idiot is you.

The whole point of switching to electric generation for these things is to industrialize the energy production and remove pollutants from your personal environment - but now that we know Republicans love polution in the air they breathe since they just passed a pass to allow smoking back into the Capitol building everyone knows you people are just hapless fools. So breathe deeply while you're cooking with gas.

And definitely go burn some leaded gas in your stove to prove me wrong!

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My electric stove turns red and heats the kettle and then shuts off for a second or 2


Heats up, turns red and then shuts off.

Its very frustrating as a gas flame would constantly stay on.

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All of that heat that goes around the cookware is often advantageous. Induction often leaves the sides of a pot considerably cooler than the bottom, which can be problematic depending on what is being cooked. Also, if your pan or pot isn't perfectly flat then it will not work on an induction top. Since pots and pans expand and contract during the cooking process, minor warping that would be inconsequential on a gas range would leave them useless on an induction top.

Also, homes that have gas stoves often have gas heat. If the aim is to get rid of gas infrastructure, like you stated, the electrical grid will need to be robust enough to handle heating the homes as well. You also have to consider the additional strain on the grid that electric cars create as they become more widely used. The U.S. has an aging electrical grid that will require massive investment; that should happen long before any proposed bans on gas.

In terms of cost, you'd be forcing consumers to buy new stoves, new home heating units, cloths dryers, maybe new cookware. Then you have to consider how much more it costs to heat a home with electric over gas. You also have to consider the waste created from trowing away all of those perfectly fine appliances in the name of "progress". It's a nice idea to be safer and more efficient with our energy use, but one step at a time.

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Good points, but none of that is really critical or important.
The only real point is gas heating.
And I am not saying to ban immediately gas stoves at all.
It would not be a bad thing to get rid of gas cooktops in my opinion.
When my town put a ban on new gas hookups, at first I thought it was ridiculous.
I don't think that any more. First, though very infrequent there have been houses
that fill up with gas an explode. Then there is the massive leakage of the natural
gas infrastructure in terms of greenhouse gases, but also the cost of maintaining.
A whole city block in San Bruno, CA has an explosion due to improper maintenance.
There are some points on the side of natural gas, but at some point it is going to go
away, like gas cars. You might as well adjust to future realities ASAP.

As to heating, my take is this - if you look at the developed world's housing stock,
most of it was built to take advantage of very cheap energy. Most houses were not
insulted, or built with energy conservation in mind. We're told the solultion is to
massively retrofit all our housing stock, and to build new houses with very expensive
green technology. Green technology is not bad, but the cost of doing this, and the
resources used do not compute.

It would be much more profitable and affordable to bring back cheap energy, and
the way to do that is to build large numbers of nuclear plants all around the world.
It's a sad example, but look at Ukraine, they had/have a small number of reactors
installed that provide 60% of their power. France is nuclear, and has excess capacity
and sells it to the rest of Europe. They've had no significant problems with their
nuclear.

It would be much more sensible to concentrate on energy production, because
in today's work energy is the key to the economy. Electricity can be beamed all
over the world at the speed of light ( a slight exaggeration ) and the conducting
wires are much safer and easier to maintain than gas, and using electricity is not
a toxic hazard. Natural gas should be used in powerplants until there is enough
nuclear capacity, which is completely carbon-free.

Imagine the future need for electricity in desalinating water and pumping it
around the country to areas that are now parched and turning into desert. We
will need to save these places and the investments that have been made there.
The big picture says switch to electricity and every little bit helps move forward.

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You were the one who stated that the switch to electric would be a big win for cooking. Claiming that evidence refuting your statement isn’t critical or important seems rather silly to me. It’s no coincidence that chefs prefer to cook with gas. Gas offers better responsiveness and control, use of a wider variety of cookware, and a wider variety of cooking methods. Maybe that’s unimportant to you, but you brought it up. It’s not unimportant to an entire industry of people that make a living cooking for others, that overwhelmingly prefer gas. I’m sorry, but it’s not a win for cooking at all.

You also made the point that it’s great “now that we have electric induction stoves to get rid of the massive expensive gas infrastructures in cities”. You said that; it was your point. I stated that the electrical grid should be invested in long before any proposed bans on gas, it was the crux of my argument. You seem to be supporting this in your long-winded and pedantic reply.

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> You were the one who stated that the switch to electric would be a big win for cooking.

It is.

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I've offered numerous advantages of gas over electric. The only support to your claim that you provided was that heat flows around the cookware with gas, something that I pointed out is actually advantageous in many instances. So how is cooking improved through the switch to electric?

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I disagree with what you call advantages. But, even if there were advantages for gas over INDUCTION, not just electric, health has a priority over some advantages in cooking.

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Induction is a form of electric heat. It uses electricity to create a magnetic field that rapidly oscillates polarity and heats the cookware through friction. Induction will not work on aluminum or copper cookware, another disadvantage. If the cookware is slightly warped it's useless on an induction top. All cookware, aside from cast iron will warp over time and cast iron has its own set of disadvantages, such as heating time, weight, and required care. If you don't understand the advantages of gas I suspect you have very little experience cooking, beyond feeding yourself.

I work in the industry. I have absolutely ZERO first, second, or even third hand experience with health problems stemming from exposure to a gas range. I'm talking about people that cook for 40+ hours per week for years. Someone at home cooking once or twice a day using their range for a couple hours is a drop in the bucket. You're more at risk for breathing carbon monoxide by walking down a city sidewalk than cooking your meals. Many of the other air pollutants caused by cooking stems from the heating of fats and oils; those risks are still present when cooking with electric. Anyone cooking on any range should have the hood turned on, which is highly effective.

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> If the cookware is slightly warped it's useless on an induction top.

BS. And there are plates that can go under pots that cannot be used that tranfers the heat just as well. Most cast iron will work fine on induction cooktops.

I didn't say gas is useless, our stove at home is gas. But I'd give it up with no problem.
I'd prefer to have an induction cooktoop, and election countertop convection over or air-fryer and save huge space in the kitchen - to get a lot more counter space and storage, and save money on energy bill.

Yet they are health consequences to gas stoves - you just want to deny them. Perhaps "in the industry" they have industrial ventilation systems, like every restaurant I've ever seen.

Most of what you say is talking out your ass. You like gas. I used to like smoking, so what. Live and grow, or whine and complain.

The main savings is in energy, global warming and infrastructure - massive, and take that gas that would go through all those expensive, leaky pipes and generate electricity with it. Improving the health of people, especially children whose asthma incidence is through the roof these days is a bonus.

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A warped pot or pan that doesn't sit flat will absolutely not work on induction. Even if there's enough contact to activate the coil, it will heat wildly unevenly. I'm speaking from extensive personal experience. It's not bullshit, it's a fact. I also never said that cast iron doesn't work with induction. Do you have issues with reading comprehension?

You don't need to be in a commercial kitchen to have good ventilation. I have a hood in my home kitchen. I'm willing to bet you do too. They're highly effective. Like I said, I've never heard of anyone in a kitchen developing health issues from exposure to a gas stove. I'm not arguing that there are no health risks associated with gas stoves, only that they're being greatly embellished all of a sudden. If someone uses a range without turning on their hood, it's being operated incorrectly and you increase risks because of it. If you drive a car without your seat belt, same thing. Americans have about a 1 in 100 chance of dying in a car crash during their lifetime. Do you still use cars?

Hell, I even know a few people that suffer from baker's lung. It's a problem in the industry, should we ban baking? Should we ban bread? Of course not. Should protection be worn during certain stages of bread production? Yes.

Yes I prefer gas, for reasons that I already stated. I'm not talking out of my ass, you're the one talking out of your ass. You said switching to electric was a win for cooking; you're wrong. You've yet to provide any support for that claim, the one that YOU made. Sure there are benefits in energy efficiency and the environment by switching to electric, but that's not what I was refuting. I'm not arguing that gas should be used in perpetuity either. I only said that there are real benefits to cooking with gas and banning gas is a much later step in a long, long list of environmental changes. Eventually, I'm sure that gas will be phased out, I don't have a problem with that at all.

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What's your problem?
Why does everything hinge with you on warped pans.
I'll bet you use cheap nonstick cookware, don't you?
Why do you have warped pans to begin with?
If you want to cook with a warped pan, you buy a new pan or find a flat piece of metal, I forget what they call it, and place it under your pan to transfer the heat up.

It's a win for cooking because the pans respond faster than to resistance or gas burners. You did not refute a thing, you just said there were costs on inconveniences involved. Tough tiddlywinks.

I don't care what you've heard or what you think because you think you know everything and cannot be talked to, and you are dishonest in what you say just to push a bad conclusion.

> I've never heard of anyone in a kitchen developing health issues from exposure to a gas stove.

Well, it's all about what you've heard isn't it? That is what they've just studied and found out. Reading comprehension you say?

So now that you agree with all my other points, I guess you'll have to agree on the warped pan issue too. Anyway, I'm out, you just closed-minded and unpleasant.

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You are so incredibly stupid. I'll leave it at that.

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That's okay! The governement can just print all that money and buy us all new stuff...right?


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Gas stoves provide heat and a means to cook in a power outage...

I hope you plan on having a few generators. Consider solar, as gasoline eventually goes bad, and is also a huge health hazard/fire risk.

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If you use your gas stove for heat you are being exposed to carbon monoxide.
Dual fuel generators are great.
Solar is great, but it is just not as large scale as world demand is going to need.
For industrial needs the price of energy needs to go way, way down, and once it
does, if it can, a lot of good things will happen.
We need massive nuclear deployment.

I am looking forward to the new Oliver Stone documentary, "Nuclear". The oil
industry and the coal industry have fucked this country and the world over, from
pollution to war to incredible waste just to line the pockets of an small vicious
elite who would sell out of the world to gain wealth and take over the government.

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In a situation where I may freeze to death, the last thing I'm going to be worried about is some low ppm CO coming from the stove. I bought a few Jackerys for medium power needs as they run on solar, and fossil fuel in a pinch(car lighter). The solar panels themselves have USB ports so you can charge your devices via sun. It's not a high power, nor long term solution...but gasoline is a finite resource and there will be competition with others for it's acquisition. The sun comes up every day, and it's free!

We need massive nuclear deployment.


So much this! I can't believe the fusion breakthrough didn't get more press coverage...well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. It doesn't seem the leaders of the world are interested in cheap energy.

I'm very interested in the thorium-based cell reactor network they have been discussing for a few years. I'd be the first in my neighborhood to volunteer to have one buried in my yard.

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Fusion is hype. There will be no fusion even optimistically for 70+ years. It ain't happening.

Fission is the thing, and doing the things we have experience with, not new golly-gee-whiz stuff like thorium. Sure thorium can be done, great, but for massive rollout gambling is not appropriate.

Basing your energy on situations where you are freezing to death seem wrong-headed to me, but I guess I am just rich enough to be able to not have to worry about getting in situations where I might freeze to death, and I have some pretty amazing high-tech clothes and layers that keep me nice and warm at any temperature.

I have no problem with solar, solar is great, it is just not enough. The major example is in a regular house you cannot really heat or cool your house on solar energy. I intend to get solar for my house and batteries, but it is still a major investment. We are going to need hugely more energy in the future, especially in the third world that is carbon free, and a lot of energy to recycle materials and provide clean water. Solar is not going to cut it, and solar also is not the renewable resource people say it is - there is no land being created. There is some cool stuff happening with transparent solar cells being used above farmland in very hot areas.

The time for nuclear is right, and hopefully they can avoid the stupid mistakes of the past.

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There are pros and cons to using a gas stove. Youtube has videos comparing the different types of stoves and gas stoves cook pretty evenly around the pan vs the others. Induction is great but if used improperly, can warp your pan since they're like the EV's of stoves.

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Carbon monoxide causes brain damage, it simply does.

Acute carbon monoxide poisoning can cause serious injury to the brain, heart and other organs; the most severe damages that could be inflicted to the brain include cerebral ischaemia and hypoxia, oedema, and neural cell degeneration and necrosis.

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Or you know, open a window or turn on the range fan when using a gas stove, problem solved.

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AOC uses a gas stove, no wonder she has brain damage!

So then you do agree that gas stoves are hazardous to your health? That they cause brain damage?

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The science is still inconclusive on the severity. Due to the current political climate, and big tech censorship...trusting anything written within the last few years is suspect at best. I found this article from 2003 that actually contains data....read it and form your own opinion.

https://thorax.bmj.com/content/58/12/1012

It seems one would really need to be breathing in the gas directly for long periods at a time which simply isn't a thing when stove-top cooking. Not enough to ban fucking stoves lmao. Gas stoves have existed for centuries in some form and now, suddenly in 2023, when Eco-Fascism and BS climate change are all the rage...they are super dangerous and need to be banned? Nahhh, I don't buy it...not for a damn second.

Even their own tribe is calling their asses out a la Colbert.

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I was just pointing out how stupid she is. She doesn't have to live in an apartment with gas stove.

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This is literally the only time Colbert, the cultist, has ever questioned dear leader.

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I believe the electric stove lobby got to Biden.

People should be allowed to choose gas or electric. There are plenty of indoor pollutants. Just crack a window.

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