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Rl. Stine or dean Koontz, anything by Picasso, and right now my favorite rock song is revenga by System Of A Down. Also, country music sucks ass, fuck country music 🤢 Ewwww, fuck no. I would rather suck a goats dick then talk to him 🤮 So? My pussy can deliver life-size baby's 👩‍🍼 🤑👉🍆 Says the one that literally has a tube that squirts two "liquids" out I sure did lmao Since now my identity has been uncovered, I recommend the movie Slither (on tubi) to be added to the watchlist OR All of your dicks will be chopped off 🤗 LMAO 😂😹🤣😂🤣😹 U don't understand that we have three holes: the pussy, the bladder hole WHERE WE PEE, and the asshole 🤗 No, I'm a turtle🐢 Exactly 🤯 "FUCK YOU, LUCKY CHARMS" 🤪🤪🤪🤪 Excuse me, girls pee the same amount as u nasty men, so u better shush 🤣 That leprechaun is really rollin on that wheelchair 🦽🦽🦽🦽 YESSS, 800 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 I know, I'm two cells down 🤩 Did they literally just realized that he wants his gold back? What a huge bunch of morons ✨🥳🤩🍆🍰🎂🍰🎂 I would love to see jigsaw just popping out with his tricycle in this movie 🤑 The way that the leprechaun sits on the cops shoulders and plays with his head 😭