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I know. This movie is a good movie. Not great, but very enjoyable. It entertains. That's all I ask out of a movie.
I don't remember. It was probably September of 1998. God this movie rocks serious ass. Go on and become a man, my Jarvis.
I think this movie was a God damn breath of fresh air. I mean after Halloween 2018 killed it in the box office with a subpar addition to the franchise, I was convinced the next line of horror remakes weren't really going to give it their all because Halloween 2018 just showed everyone people will pay for shit as long as their is an iconic slasher attached to it. I thought this was going to be the case for Child's Play and my little pony riding ass-muncher Chucky.
Not a bad movie at all. I had low expectations, but that probably made the movie more enjoyable for me in the end. I really would've loved this movies as a kid; I mean this movie had all kinds of rad shit going for it. But -- and there always seems to be a "but" -- you are right: This Chucky doll, it's fugly shit and was more of a distraction than it needed to be. I mean they used art from the original Child's Play smash hit motion picture. Why not just use … the real Chucky? Why fuck with something that doesn't need fucking with because of wind whispers.
You can't hide from it. See! Right there -----> REMAKE!
I don't laugh at that scene. God damn Freddy Krueger killing fucking animals is bullshit! I mean … WTF!?! I can't watch Freddy's Revenge because of the animal abuse. And don't for a second believe that was a fake bird. Fucker was alive, and then he was dead. They pulled some real deal Cannibal Holocaust shit. Only instead of really killing a snake, or a turtle, or that rat looking jungle fuck-y thing … they took it out on some little girl's pet birdie. A living thing. Something that breathes the same air you suck in and blow out while laughing at an innocent parakeet exploding to an untimely and unnecessary death. GOD! THEY COULD HAVE USED A FAKE PARAKEET! THIS RUINS THE ELM STREET FRANCHISE!
God damn, when I watched the Dream Master for the first time, I was convinced they were going to kill Kincaid's dog Jason just for pissing Freddy Krueger back to life. I mean he pissed the son of a bird killing bitch back to life, and Freddy was about to kill him, but that rad ass motherfucker named Kincaid dropped some heavy machinery right on the head of Freddy fucking Krueger.
The soil of man's heart is stonier.
Yes! This was the only reason I opened this thread. Glad you beat me to the punch.
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