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We’re all very impressed by how badass you are, bro. I’m lactose intolerant. Milk gives me farts that burn my butthole. Tick and Mitzi. What does John F. Kennedy have to do with any of this? It is, actually. It is very, VERY nice for me. Oh, no! You don’t think what I think!!! How shall I ever go on?!?!?! Lol, but we’re not talking about other film series. We’re talking about Star Wars. The Godfather series is better than Star Wars. So is the Pusher series. So is the Three Colors trilogy. But who the hell cares? This is a Star Wars conversation. That said, I fucking hate The Lord of the Rings. This hurts to read. They added a brief scene where Nick Nolte teaches Shaw how to make Lorenzo’s Oil. Lol, cut the shit. No one here is hating on women. The trailer looks awful...plain and simple. Reminds me a lot of Lorenzo’s Oil: Part 2. A large part of that is the original trilogy is infinitely superior in terms of writing, pacing, direction, acting, cinematography, effects, music, originality, and of course, awesomeness. No. At 1:44:23, you can see the ape man in the background through a large sheet of glass. He’s sitting calmly while watching Lorenzo’s Oil. He probably just watched Lorenzo’s Oil and became completely cured. Lucas is an idea man. No one is suggesting that he write or direct the dross currently being spat out by Disney. Is that a real question? Try owning the rights, for starters. No one here does. Also try that no one here has the money to produce a $250,000,000 film. That said, if you’re asking why people haven’t written better Star Wars stories, well....they have. All you need to do is glance into the expanded universe to find hundreds of them. Why Disney ignored Lucas’s input/ideas and went with hacks like JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson is something we may never fully understand, but what’s even more incomprehensible is why you’re so willing to defend their shitty storytelling. Do you not like oil? It has healthy omega 3’s that your body needs. Sounds to me like you could use a healthy dose of Lorenzo’s Oil. Then I suppose that those people should stop whining and just start a company as successful as Facebook. I think yes.