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I think you're totally confused. I'm not talking about the Star Wars (Blue Harvest) or Return of the Jedi parodies. I'm talking about the one that sucked because it was so unfunny---the Empire Strikes Back parody.
99+% evil white person.
(sarcasm)
Time to bring out the fireworks!
Austin's last regular season appearance was re-ran yesterday. (this is from memory so may not be exact)
Category "Starts or Ends with a Tree"
Clue: This is slang for a detective.
Austin: "What is...oh God...what is a dick"
Alex: "I don't know about there being a "dick tree". No it's gumtree the answer is "gumshoe""
Austin: "I've seen one"
(yeah I bet he has, and he wasn't talking about a gumtree)
"All through it I kept wondering "what's the point?" "
Boobs
Because no one (except gay guys) wants to see naked males.
I would guess he's 5ft 8. I saw a "20-20" episode about Scientology and he (Cruise) towers over the little tyrant who's the head of that "church" (I forget his name). I doubt he (the cult leader) is so incredibly short that someone 5-4 is so much taller than he is.
I suspect the gay mafia are targeting Sajak for his political beliefs. What can he do? Merv Griffin was gayer than a S.F. parade.
He looks like a slightly younger Jimmy Kimmel.
Would have been hilarious to have had Kimmel play the Willis role.
I suppose you're right but you'd think they would have put it in some kind of bag. If not plastic at least paper. (don't think they had plastic bags back then).