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His grand-daddy was Klan
Good lord...
Ok, hang on - I'll produce something much worse HAHA
Well... hang on a sec.... let's just say that someone caught a shark, said shark shit on their boat... the fisherman says, "what the fuck, bro!!" and tosses the shark back. The shark fucks off to the deep blue sea. Now, the fisherman, decides to clean the felonious fish defecation, puts it in a bag and says, "well, this is as worthless as that parade float Joy Behar"... now, the bag of shit is wet, but he gets back to the dock, docks up his vessel and heads off to plow some patch leaving the Behar dung on the dock....
It's many days since Fisherman Jack has been there so now the shark poo is dry. That's the only scenario in which it could be dry, Hailstorm. LOL
Of course - that fat fucking cunt Behar is a worthless bag of wet shark shit.
Could not agree more, trainwreck!
The first movie did a stellar job in setting up the cast and characters for sure. We're to gather that at least three years have passed by since the events of the first movie, there's respect for Foley as a detective and the bonds Bogamil, Taggart and Rowzzzmont made in the first film are realistic.
I don't think either this film or the original BHC are any "better" than the other. I can watch them both back to back and enjoy them. Plus, and I don't give a baker's fuck what anyone says, I really enjoyed Tony Scott as a director.
Back in the 80s, anytime Eddie Murphy had a film come out, it was an event and was most likely going to draw a decent audience. I think this was at the peak of his popularity and they ran with it.
That's my WIFE'S car... no, no, no, no, BITCH!!!!!
Love it! To me, what's so funny about Jackie delivering his line of "That sucks!" is that Howard subtly says, "I don't think you can say 'sucks' and 'cock' in the same sentence"... or something like that. Even the term "sucks" was taboo in the 80s.
Not sure if you remember Caddyshack when Rodney Dangerfield says, "this whole place sucks"... and the judge was all OMG, that was overdubbed on regular TV because "sucks" was such a bad word. Good lord, it's hilarious to think about that now!
Yes... I, too, would like to know what is "harmful content"
That's a great point... That entire scene is still pretty funny after all these years.
Ok, forget about the Mississippi Queen air guitar fest.... your signature is legendary. I used to cry-laugh at that video.
I mean, he could have replied with, "hang on, Roger - my cock can only get so hard". Then he whips it out and nuts all over his Baretta FS92 thereby rendering it inoperable next time he wants to put a bullet into his melon.
I agree. He was a cunt douchebag. Even back then when the movie came out and I was around 14 I was like, "awww, wittle Viking gonna cry?"
My favorite laugh to this day is still Pig Vomit saying, "You ever do that again, I'll kill ya! You have spoiled the sanctity of my home!!!! You know what you are? You are the MOTHER FUCKING ANTICHRIST!!!!!"
I'd say a close second would have to be have to be Jackie Martling saying, "Wait, so I can't say 'big cock' but you can say 'big cock coming out of my mouth'?.... that SUCKS!"
She's a fucking nut. Dumb bald bitch.
I humbly thank you, sir.
I do, however, write music. But it's never as colorful as sexual references to squish mittens.
Never gonna happen. Jay Roach is a fucking cunt of a liberal pansy that won't do something that would have such a negative ending. One could say that about 2008's "Recount" because it didn't go "their way", but I don't think the Hollyweird machine will let Roach show the pant-suit hag melting down and drinking herself into a stooper as it's been said from back then.
Yep - saw it in the theater twice, actually, back then. It was a great experience and oddly enough, first time I watched it the theater was about half-full. Second time (the following weekend), the theater was packed.
Well, I guess.... He got a chainsaw in his balloon knot. Poor bastard couldn't get a nut before he bought the farm.
Would have been even more entertaining if TUNEMAN would have spelled "bomb" like "bom" in The Last Boy Scout and Canoe Reeves would have told him that "bom" means "fuck you" in Polish.
There's a girl that's getting her squish mitten pounded in the shower but you don't see tit or vag until she's been SPOILER: chainsawed...