Tom Cruise needs a humility check


"...a master of infiltration, deception, sabotage and psych warfare... a mind-reading, shape-shifting incarnation of chaos"


Gah! Cringe! Did Tom personally demand that line to be added to the script while jerking himself off in the mirror?

Cruise's ego continues to intensify with each new chapter. He sweeps all these hot babes off their feet, this time even that cute blonde psycho villain couldn't resist his charm. His aim is impeccable, he hunts down all the trained mercenaries and gives them no chance to blink. No one can stop him. Police? Ha! Just wow, a superhuman Tom Cruise. Does anyone else remember the first movie when he landed only one kick throughout the entire film and got his ass kicked by Jon Voight? Now please compare that to this modern rubbish. Also all the other team members - Luther, Benji, etc. - are nothing more than an errand boys for Tom to do more cool stuff.

Also, they brought back Kittridge just to get him bullied and intimidated by Tom. "Stay out of my way!" - listen bro, the Kittridge from M:I-1 wouldn't take any crap from you, don't act all tough now. They also ended the movie with Kittridge praising Tom as humanity's last hope and that he's the lord and savior of all mankind - give me a break!

Can't wait to see how much worshiping our "incarnation of chaos" will get in the next one, I'll make a drinking game out of that.

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The second film was worse in this respect (and every other respect).

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Yeah, people seem to have almost completely forgot about that one.

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Tom Cruise shows up every 2 bit movie star around right now. IMO he can write what he wants.

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You still upset Matt Lauer turned out to be the actual creep?

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