My prayer for Shang-Chi
Dear LORD,
We have surfeited ourselves on these awful superhero movies. They have become the dominant presence in American films. They are rotting the minds of our youth and we are guilty of spreading this contagion throughout the world. For the sake of film art, we humbly pray that through your mighty hand, Shang-Chi and all these other garbage movies will begin to bomb at the box office bigtime.
For this mercy, we offer up our praise and thanks. Amen Hallelujah!