Things I learned about what the end of the world will look like
1. Even though "the road is blocked" because "a train derailed across the highway" and "this is the only highway north within 50 miles", don't worry, after some rocks fall from the sky, you'll be riding on an empty highway again with the problem of the blocked highway magically solved.
2. Even though most kids are capable of noticing the seriousness of the situation by their parents' actions, your kid will most likely go outside and look at the sky instead of packing his things.
3. Scientists are abysmal at calculating the impact point of the largest fragment. And when they say it'll impact "somewhere between North Africa and Europe", it'll actually impact in the UK.
4. The last day of Earth the bus lines will still drive normally.
5. The government will think they can secretly send you a message, even though everybody around you can hear those messages.
6. At one checkpoint they'll check your QR code, but at another one they won't.
7. If insulin is not in the bag, there's only one other place where it could be.
8. You can get a big plane to open its ass door if you yell loud enough.
9. Some teenagers will have a party and not at all care about the viru... umm... I mean... asteroid.
10. If a car stops in front of a small plane, the plane cannot go around it.
11. If a plane crashes, your kid will say "I don't wanna fly anymore!". This will get a laugh from everybody. Or maybe not.
12. Nobody from the passengers will bother checking if the pilots are dead, except for one true hero.