Will LOTR: The Rings of Power Be a Woke DISASTER?

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Here are ten inclusive characters featured in The Rings of Power.

Sylvester - An indigenous Eskimo elf who rebelled against his stodgy hetero parents to pursue his career of being a drag queen in a Minas Tirith nightclub.

Obesimer - This 549lb warrior of Gondor proudly fights against body shaming, ableism, and heteronormativity while teaching others how to be healthy at every weight.

Tu’Car Karlsûn - This hateful bigoted orc from the deepest depths of Morgoth's spawning pits will not rest until he’s radicalized all of Middle-Earth with his violent Mordorian Nationalist hate speech.

Gandalf The Gay - Just Gandalf, but he's really, really gay.

Saruwoman - A misunderstood black single mom who uses her girlboss magic to dismantle oppressive Gondor-normative systems of power in Middle Earth. Yass QUEEN!