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Any Tips For How To Fart Silently ?

posted 6 years ago by GenoWashingline (872)
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Might save your life.

It is hard to tell if it's going to be and Almighty Rumble, a little botty burp, or a Careless Whisper.

I think the collision of buttock wobble during the extraction is a large part of the noise.

I think if you hold your cheeks far apart, with just a little 'give' and gently let nature takes its course (no straining) you have approx an 83 % better chance of a Careless Whisper.

Anyhow I enjoyed this movie to an extent as it did remind me to think about such things, but I found it was getting pretty silly with about twenty minutes to go (soon after the corn scene I think) and gave up on it. It went from an interesting concept to a remake of 'Signs' to me.

Might watch the end soon, but have spoiled it for myself anyway, and it doesn't surprise me too much

[–] zeesha (1826) 6 years ago

Use a cushion as a silencer.

[–] Devotee (102) 6 years ago

Blame the person next to you so the alien will attack him.

[–] ABiggerBoat75 (26) 4 years ago

I don't care if this comment is 2 years old - that made me laugh so hard I've got tears in my eyes, thanks!

[–] Strazdas (2472) 6 years ago

Yes. Forcibly expand your anal orifice. This disturbs the airflow allowing it to dissipate silently. You can then blame your colleagues for farting.

[–] pepetoony (1744) 5 years ago

You are a savage animal.

[–] johnmiller (3889) 4 years ago

Butt plug. #YoureWelcome :-)