5 Seasons in...
No CastleVania
No Dracula
No recognizable monsters
No recognizable locations
No music
No accurate versions of characters
None of Dracula's entourage
No depiction of in-game events or set pieces
No attempt to portray Christianity or God in any positive light
So I ask you...
Why the fuck is this called CastleVania? Why am I watching a history lesson about Black slavery, and watching two dudes fuck...whilst a teen girl lectures me about 'patriarchy'?
(Stolen from 4chan π€£ππ€£ππ€£)