I ain't even gonna correct you, it's funnier knowing that you believe what you believe.....
^^^
did you apply for a Job with Netflix and they turned you down?
still just trying to get to the root of of your trolling......
wait, You didnt tell the "I watched Halloween when I was 8 and wasnt scared" story during the interview did you?
lol Man I cant imagine the execs sitting around the table making fun you after the interview....
Exec #1-"Tell the story again, wait tell you guys here this"
Exec #2-"no They wont believe it"
Exec #1-"PLease....Please ....PLEASE!!!"
Exec #2-"Ok, I had a interview today, hiring a new assistant...the guy came in, sat down, He was small, very odd from the beginning, kept trying to tell stories in the 3rd person and would constantly use phases like "This Kid" and "I told that Little Boy to shut up".....it was clear he was a pussy and way trying to act tough...."
"I wanted to get him the hell out of here so I skipped all the questions and finally just asked him "why do you think you'd be a good fit here...his answer was "I watched Halloween when I was 8 and wasnt scared at all""
"I sat there for a second stunned and kinda scared..then The Little guy did something even scarier, He flexed his muscles"
"I then said ok thanks, showed him to the door...My receptionist was at the door when he was leaving, she kinda bumped in to him as he was leaving, she put her hand on him to apologize and He freaked out, he got BEAT RED, started stuttering, It was clear He didnt know how to talk to girls and actually Freaked out when one actually toughed him"
"The last thing I saw was him in The elevators as The doors were closing...He Had A BONER....He Literally got a BONER from a girl toughing his back to apologize"
Execs #3 through 12-"sit in stunned silence....Then Break out in Laughter"
5 years later-
Yearly meeting-
Exec #1 "we will now start with what has become our tradition....we will tell the story of The "Halloween Man""
Execs #2 through 12 --"sitting excited....they hear this story every year now....but enjoy it more every time"
some even come to the meeting with Fake Boners and "shirts" that say "I watched Halloween when I was 8....wasnt scared at all"
the back of the shirt says "thats how much of a Badass I am"
at the end of the story all 12 execs collectively flex thier muscles as a solute to The "Halloween Man"
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