Best "I cant believe they said that" quotes

WARNING.... it may contain spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen it all.

"Your wife has a nice box?" - Serbian grandmother
"Well this guy likes it" Sheila, as she looks at Joel.


"I found a few pictures of women, but they were taken inside a toilet stall, so probably not serious relationships" - Joel talking about 1 of their targets

" I'm not saying your daughters not desirable, just saying she's not Toddler hot" - the cop to Joel about describing why a pedophile in the area would want his kid over Joels.
That one I had to stop the episode because of my jaw being on the floor & laughing.

There was also 1 or 2 in the ep where Abbie & Eric go to the chop shop guy...but I forgot to write them down.