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Best "I cant believe they said that" quotes

posted 8 years ago by y2john
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WARNING.... it may contain spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen it all.

"Your wife has a nice box?" - Serbian grandmother
"Well this guy likes it" Sheila, as she looks at Joel.

"I found a few pictures of women, but they were taken inside a toilet stall, so probably not serious relationships" - Joel talking about 1 of their targets

" I'm not saying your daughters not desirable, just saying she's not Toddler hot" - the cop to Joel about describing why a pedophile in the area would want his kid over Joels.
That one I had to stop the episode because of my jaw being on the floor & laughing.

There was also 1 or 2 in the ep where Abbie & Eric go to the chop shop guy...but I forgot to write them down.

[–] tomatosauce6808 8 years ago

While I enjoy Mother Daughter stuff on the internet... said by a chop shop owner.
And later
"We're gonna do different mother daughter stuff today." The mom
"Can we not call it mother daughter stuff" the daughter
"Yeah he really ruined that phrase" the mom

[–] y2john 8 years ago

yes, that was definitely 1 of the quotes I was forgetting.

[–] tomatosauce6808 8 years ago

There is one in the second episode I forget. It was one of Drew's lines and it helped convince me

[–] tomatosauce6808 8 years ago

"You and your daughter are a multi generational success." Chop shop guy

[–] cynthiad 8 years ago

So many funny things in this show. I seldom find comedy movies anything to laugh out loud about, but this one hit the mark. So many funny lines and / or phrases. One of the ones I remember is "starter dick." Too funny!

[–] y2john 8 years ago

I laughed more at the follow up to that like "He drive by dumped me".

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[–] cynthiad 8 years ago

Yes! Loved the drive by dumped me remark also. Thanks for reminding me.

[–] prydain17 8 years ago

"I DON'T WANT A TAQUITO!" *angry bite*

__________

"No! He is imprinted on you like a gay duckling. If you don't wean him off you slowly, he'll die."

[–] pbingner-54097 8 years ago

I missed that one! Context, please?

[–] cynthiad 8 years ago

It cracked me up when they were trying to get the woman to vomit by spinning her in the chair with the bucket over her mouth.

[–] dmldc 8 years ago

i'm almost finished with the guy in the freezer, it's just thighs and giblets

[–] flasuss 8 years ago

"Where's all the young, single Hitlers?".

When you kill a man to defend an idea, you're not defending an idea. You're killing a man.

[–] bkbirge 8 years ago

"I know we have to kill someone today, but we have to be parents EVERYDAY."

"Man, where are all the young single Hitlers?"

"Well, we bought a freezer to keep bodies in, so that's done."

[–] Joshimi 8 years ago

"Toddler hot."