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I could swear this was directed by Michael Bay


It's excessive in every imaginable way. Cartoons aren't even this ludicrous. How Hollywood can toss $340 million at such utter shit beggars belief. Every minute of this garbage is an aggressive assault on your intelligence.

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Wow - You somehow stumbled into the ELEVENTH entry in the Wild Speed (/ F&F) franchise to be surprised by the content...

That's amazing really! Personally I'd saying going to see this as your first taste of the series would be "an aggressive assault on your intelligence" but each to their own I guess. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

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I know I am conversing with a dumbass because you emphatically think this is the "ELEVENTH" entry. You don't know Roman numerals??? X means 10. Out of my sight, imbecile. These movies are made specifically for the intellectually bankrupt likes of you.

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LOL dumbass indeed πŸ˜‚

https://moviechat.org/tt6806448/Fast-and-Furious-Presents-Hobbs-and-Shaw

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw. i.e. the non numbered entry in the series, thus giving us ELEVEN in total...

But still, like I said - given you haven't seen of these films until your obviously incredible intellect saw you stumbling into the cinema to watch the very latest entry - perhaps you're not ironically showing yourself to be the actual "imbecile" here.

But please do tell us what made you decide to go and see this film, having not watched any previously. It would be interesting to see how someone with such a giant intellect would a) decide to do this & b) sit through "every minute" of it...

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You absolute idiot. This movie literally called "Fast X." X is tantamount to 10. Do I need to use crayons to demonstrate to you how X equals 10? Hobbs & Shaw is a spin-off. Dumbass.

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It's part of the Wild Speed series "Dumbass". That means there are ELEVEN films in total.

Let me help you with the mathematics:-
10 + 1 = 11.

Hope that helps.

Now please - Do tell us how someone as intelligent as you're quite clearly showing yourself to be, just happens to make Fast X the first Fast & Furious film experience they have had? I'm really dying to know how that happens...

(Of course, despite being such a "dumbass" πŸ˜‚, I know that you will have no way of answering this and thus will make absolutely no attempt to do so)

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Louis Leterrier borrows heavily from Michael Bay in Fast X, however with less talent.

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he's farting on snare drums

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It has come to my attention that all the drone shots was filmed by the same guy that did Michael Bays Ambulance!

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Yes. Action was beyond ridiculous. It did feel like a cartoon.

Eventually uou just stop caring at what is happening since you know its all CGI fakeness and all major characters will survive and movie will even pretend that no by-standers is dead too.

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