I really liked the FF franchise - until now
It started humble with the first part around 20 years ago. But I very much enjoyed it. Even FF2, mindless fun - great cars. Tokyo Drift wasn't my thing, but I enjoyed the Japan setting. FF5 to FF7 were really enjoyable. Over the top, but for a brainless movie night with a couple of drinks exactly the right thing. Liked The Rock and Statham.
FF8 was a decline already, but watchable. But now...F9. I almost turned off and looking back I wish I'd never turned it even on. The characters stay completely bland,
Thue Ersted Rasmussen as Otto was a walking cliché and nothing at all intimidating for a "bad" guy. John Cena was there....or was he? Well, his acting skills didn't fall short of the other performances. Hallmark movie level.
Seldom I saw such a boring action movie. Explosions, fights, car crashes, it's all there...but nothing was exciting. At all. And then the Fiero in space...good god. Elon did it first anyways.
The FF franchise got more and more CGI heavy lately. But the FX here were at times laughable...on par with some FX of "Die Another Day". It looked like a video game....from 10 years ago.
I really wanted to like it and to have fun. I always defended the FF franchise when a new movie came out. But now it's time to end it. Really.
I know what I will do tonight: Watch a classic car chase movie with no CGI whatsoever. I'm gonna go on a beer run with The Bandit and The Snowman.