Funniest lines of dialogue


So many effortlessly delivered lines of brilliant dialogue, but for me the funniest lines were "Did he push you into the prickles?!" by one of the 'hunters' and Psycho Sam's "Don't get me started on the national rugby team... they're not human." I literally lol'd both times. So good.

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'You're not The Terminator, I'm The Terminator. You're Sarah O'Connor, but in the first one before she could do chin-ups'

What's makes it funnier is when she repeats that bit of the story in the short court montage.
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hahahaha....yeah....i literally laughed out loud at that.....the timing and delivery was perfect!

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"You're a big fella. You're the boy who ate all the pies."

And when the child services lady is listing all the bad things Ricky does, I love when she goes "kicking stuff."

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For me the line is "Uncle, you're basically a criminal now. But on the bright side you're famous".

Actually the actor for Uncle role (Sam Neill) has BA in English. While in movies he cannot read.

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"Jesus. Ye Jesus. He's tricky like that, Jesus. So let us pray to Jesus, please, make it a bit easier to get through those doors to find you and, uh, your bounty of delicious confectionery."

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uncle: it's majestical

Ricky: that's not even a word.

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This line did it for me. Hilarious. That scene reminded me of Kevin Smith for some reason.
''You would think Jesus. I thought Jesus the first time I..I..I come across that door. Its not Jesus, its another door!'

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Yeah, that whole speech had me laughing my butt right off.

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The social worker repeating "no child left behind" killed me.

http://tinyurl.com/nmowvew

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The forces are circling against them and I am reminded of first blood, John Rambo...TV guy was hilarious!

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The Minister: "You would think Jesus. I thought Jesus the first time I came across that door. It's not Jesus. It's another door. And guess what's on the other side of that door? Yeah, Jesus. He's tricky like that, Jesus."

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"Vegetables?" had me cracking up.

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