Best One Liners?


There are so many great one liners I can't remember them all, if you can think of any post them on this thread.

"She's so hot I'd suck her Dad's $%#@ just to see where she came from"

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DAN: I once hoovered shneef off a copy of Gordon Korman's "This Can't Be Happening At MacDonald Hall".


Revenge is a dish best served cold.
-- Klingon proverb

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These are all great!

Wayne: Put some fuckin' clothes on!
Katy: Not my forte.
Wayne: Unfortunate!

I'm an Amurican (but don't hold that against me), I'm in season two, and am LOVING it!



😎

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Wayne:
β€œI’m gonna have to come over there and talks to ya.”

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"This practice is quickly becoming counter productive, but ok."

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