Unintentional hilarity
1. Fury gets his eye lightly scratched out by a cat
2. Next scene he is chill and cooking food in the kitchen and not, say, FREAKING OUT AND/OR TRYING TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL or get it treated. WTF?
3. The scratches around his eye looked like they were from a velociraptor lmfao
4. In an earlier Marvel movies Fury says, darkly, 'last time I trusted someone I lost an eye'. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Fail.