How to piss off an already pissed off fan
Bring back Evelyn. The entire episode is devoted to her and James reuniting. lol
shareI would watch a softcore with James and Evelyn.
shareEvelyn must be in her early sixties now, so I am not sure how exciting that would be.
shareI meant 90s James and Evelyn, because they don't make softcores like they used to back then. What constitutes a softcore nowadays anyway? A Rihanna video?
shareI miss the Shannon Tweed softcore movies. Do you remember those on Max and HBO? Those were the days!
shareI'm sorry that I'm not really familiar with them (maybe slightly softer than what I'm thinking?), but if you want to recommend any particular one, I'll check it out.
Admittedly, I watch more 70s and 80s, but I've seen a lot of the Emanuelle type movies of the 90s.
Those Emanuelle movies are similar. Soft core is pretend sex. "Scorned", "Illicit Dreams" and "The Dark Dancer" to just name a few.
shareyeah there's nudity and titillation, but they aren't really fucking.
And I think you never see a fully hard dick.
That's the softcore I think of with cable tv's early days.
And the movies had 'plots', sort of. Usually some kind of glamorous location or situation, like fashion models or spies or millionaires. It was more aimed at couples I think. It was like entry level porn that you can watch with your wife.
I never understood why they didn't show penis!
shareI thought I thanked you for the titles, but it looks like I didn't. Sorry. THANKS! Anyway, I watched 2 of those Shannon Tweed movies. Not that it matters, but they aren't softcore movies. They are more like "steamy-intrigue" movies oriented at women (like Danielle Steele novel). They are mainly a plot that involves some kind of gossipy relationship, with a bitchy character, and some steamy yet not very explicit sex scenes spicing it up.
By contrast, a typical softcore like the 1990s and 2000s reboots of Emanuelle exist solely for the sex scenes, with a thin premise woven around why they are happening. The sex is as suggestive as possible without showing penises and penetration.
Not ranking the two, but they're just different genres. I think the Shannon Tweed ones are geared towards women, possibly trying to make men happy who might watch along. Softcore movies theoretically appeal to men and women somewhat equally. And hardcore is for dudes!
Gotcha. Another is Zalman King's Red Shoe Diaries. I figured those Shannon Tweed movies were softcore b/c they featured strong sexual content and nudity. She was always screwing somebody and her tits were flapping around..lol. Now a days, showtime has actual porn movies. They just edit the heck out of them. Have you seen any?
shareSeriously, I didn't even know who you were talking about and had to google it.
Yes, I would hate for her to be in S3. What a stupid plotline she was in.
The plot line was necessary for James to "find himself" sexually, since the Twin Peaks girls were being such indecisive high school turkeys.
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