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I know Santa Claus is fake but does Krampus really exist?


Please don't try to convince me that Santa Claus exists but is Krampus actually real? I've heard he exists in Europe but is he in America now?

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Yes. He will be attending screenings of the movie and signing autographs in the lobby.

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Yes Virginia, there is a Krampus.

So be good for goodness' sake.

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Yes he is! As real as Donald Trump's hair!

"Today is the tomorrow I was so worried about yesterday"--Anthony Hopkins

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Yes. He AND Santa are real, yin and yang. They've worked together for centuries.

Yes, Krampus is actually real. He lives in a castle on the Rhine in Germany, but he is leasing a condo in New York so he can do P.R. for the movie and make public appearances.

Beware, Krampus may lurk under your bed! So take a look with a flashlight at night.

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thanks for the answers (even the sarcastic ones). Has anyone actually seen him though on Christmas morning?

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Yeah, we usually grab dinner on December 23rd together before his work schedule gets crazy. I think he's gonna be on Conan in a week or so.

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Yeah, actually he is pretty real. Last time he was sodomizing me in the pope's bedroom he told me he had to go shoot some dinky pretend horror film.

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I don't believe so.

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Are you 8 years old?

is Krampus real?

has anyone been to the "ghost dimension" from Paranormal Activity?

you are either a brilliant troll or a precocious 8yr old.

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He's a creature known as a Wessen and looks like a normal person till he Woges and shows his true face.

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