I can't believe they made a movie on Kowalski.
Kowalski should sue.
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Edit to add:
This epic movie (2015) doesn't show an IMDb rating yet.
Hmmmm, I'll give it 10/10. βΊ
There's no votes because like Kowalski, this is a big zero.
shareAfter my rating destroyed the little reputation I've built up over the years , it's deeply disappointing that IMDb still shows nothing for this wonderful movie.
A petition could finally bring the director an Oscar for his life's work. πβ
Hollywood cannot ignore such a huge fan base!
Wait!!!...just refreshed the IMDb site and now it's 9,8 by 7 voters!!!
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Sorry, that I goofed too much around in your thread. *ahem*
Please believe me, that I only have one IMDb account and therefore only one vote.
While the rating joke for this dubious movie will certainly have no consequences, it shows, how absurd ratings betimes are. And they can have serious consequences for filmmakers.
https://moviechat.org/tt0758781/Seed/58c83e6bb591530ffd62421e/Message-from-the-REAL-Uwe-Boll-to-all-IMDB-users
Director Uwe Boll is a maverick and an enfant terrible who stepped on many people's toes.
I also have a problem with the way IMDb rates shows. You can vote for a show if only one episode has been released. So pretty much if Uwe Boll directed the pilot episode for a show, the entire series will look mediocre because if all those early votes.
share'The Father-Fucker', surely?
Odd that he tends to stick his (pious) nose into almost every thread on MC...that he's strangely absent from this one?
I'm sure he'll be along in the fullness of time (after he's saved the whale...ended islamophobia...destroyed gender-boundries...all whilst singing 'Ebony & Ivory') despensing his shining-wit (or is that 'Whining-Shit'?) and calling everyone out for not being as laid-back and tolerant as he is...and all in caps-lock (or is that 'Laps-Cock'?)
38,000 posts too...which is around 25/26 posts per day
25/26 posts a day doesn't sound like much...but that's got to be EVERY day (for 4 years solid) Miss a day (and even I like to think Kowalski celebrates Christmas) would mean that he'd then have to double that daily post quota upon his return, just to reach his 38K (and rising) count?
Plus the fact, he's likely had posts removed too (either for his content) or threads that have been deleted (and given his regularity around the boards...that's likely to have added a few thousand variables to his count?) And all this from a guy who claims to have children and lives in a large house, that holds around 40,000 movies (all on physical format) makes you think he may be telling tall-tales?...However, his 'stats' on MC don't lie.
Of course, none of these figures would matter, if he'd actually said ONE thing of interest?
I have more posts than "him", but I've been here since the beginning which I think is 7 years.
I think it's best if you don't think of Kowalski as human. I tell every new poster this.
As I said, the difference being is that his 38k+ posts solely exist to piss off anyone unfortunate enough to read them
shareYOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT ME...THAT'S COOL...A FEW MINOR TWEEKS THOUGH...I LIVE IN A NORMAL SIZE HOUSE...MY MUCH HUGER THAN NORMAL COLLECTION IS HOUSED IN THE ATTIC OF MY 3 CAR DUTCH STYLE BARN THAT I AM LUCKY TO HAVE...MY GRANDFATHER BUILT IT...HE EVEN DRYWALLED THE DAMN THING...I HAVE ONE CHILD...SHE IS GREAT THOUGH...BEING THAT MY SCHEDULE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE BASED ON MY LIFESTYLE I WOULD ADTUALLY THINK 25/26 POSTS A DAY IS LOW FOR MOST DAYS...BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I POST FROM MY HEART...EVERYTHING I SAY IS TRUTH...I HAVE OCD,ADHD AND I AM ON THE AUTISTIC SPECTRUM...I AM PRONE TO OVER-SHARING AND BLUNT HONESTY.
shareYou have 11k posts per year which is 30 per day average. samoanjoes has 7k posts per year, 20 per day. I have 3k per year.
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