just saw it. ask me anything


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The song and dancer number, how is it?

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It was fun. Sounded like a seventies Lapti Nek version to me.

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Great! I was worried about the dance routine as in previous Star Wuz movies theyve been a bit of a let down.

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Is Greedo in it and does he say "Oh Solo, you'll be the DEATH of me!"?

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Lol. Yep, Greedo is in it but his line is "Shoot first, ask questions later."

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Ah, of course! Thanks!

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Does Chewy get killed on the train?

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yes. but it turns out he was only a decoy. real chewy survives.

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Is Jabba the Hutt in it?

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yes. he even wears clothes.

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Is it a giant Tommy Bahama shirt and hat?

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looked more like a bolero jacket and and a beret

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Is Vader in it?

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gtfo troll

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the line was actually: "gtfo, you nerfherder troll!". that was a funny scene indeed!

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Yep you're trolling

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He is not trolling, he is just having fun and everyone except can obviously see that.

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does the end credit scene give away anything for Avengers 4?

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indeed, Solo is playing in Cannes already. Avengers 4 will be called Infinity Bore Vol2 and everybody will be resurrectd by a Dance Off and a hidden Raccoon Turd stone.

Thanos will be kicked into a black hole by his resurrected daughter shouting "We'are the Avengers of the galaxy, nutsack-chin daddy.

Gonna be great. Kiddies and manchildren in the theater clapped like seals, grown ups got a growing headache.

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How many space chicks does Han nail?

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If he jerks off, that would make one.

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