Crazy woman attacks the lorry, season 4, episode 13

In the FTWD world:

'Hey Al, that van you were talking about, what exactly does it look like?'
'Er, cat II MRAP, it's a tank. Why?'
'I think we found it. It's at our back door, 5 O' clock'
'Hit the gas, that thing is sluggish as hell'
'What do you think we are'
'Hey, hey, what you doing?'
'...'
*everyone gets shredded with machine gun fire* (despite not actually being loaded I might add)

Meanwhile in a world inhabited with normal people:

'Hey Al, that van you were talking about, what exactly does it look like?'
'Er, cat II MRAP, it's a tank. Why?'
'I think we found it. It's at out back door, 5 O' clock'
'OK, do not let that thing get next to us on the passenger side. It has 2 machine guns mounted on it that will light us up'
'OK'
'Just drive in the middle of the road. See if you can find somewhere to stop where it can't get past. We can then jump out up and re take it'
'What, like this perfect bit of road bit barrier on both sides we're currently on?'
'Yeah. That's ideal'
*The group jump out, take back the MRAP, kill the crazy woman and wait for the next terribly written villain to turn up*