Megan is a retard
"I keep chaning my passwords but he keeps figuring them out"
Really? You can have any combination of characters or numbers or both as a password, but I bet the dumb blonde has "password" as her password.
If your husband really is invading your life like that, get a divorce. But that you don't want, because then you have to go back to work as a waitress again. Unlikable dumb blonde.
Where does Michael Jackson keeps his porn?
In his pedo-filing cabinet!