Funniest Lines


"This is the worst party I've ever been to, and I was at Jonestown!"-Bachelor party attendant

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"I say it in there, it comes out here"

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'Stop dancing!' 'I wasn't aware that I was.'

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Yes, this was the line from the 1st episode of the series that got me hooked. I had to pause because I was laughing so hard! That whole scene on the beach was hilarious with the peyote (peyoTEA!).

My favorite line from S2 was also Lily's - "Watermelon is just celery in a Lilly Pulitzer dress"

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My fav from season 2 was when they were thinking of names for the lube and Grace suggested "Yam Bam Thank You Ma'am" LOL

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Frankie: 'Sol asked me to use a dildo.'

Grace: 'That's worse.'





"I am always happy to engage in POLITE discourse."

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Can't remember the exact quote, but it was something like, I think the entire beach is in my vagina right now.

http://www.auplod.com/u/dalpuo430da.png

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"I don't see it."
"Oh, God; now I see it."
*whimpering* "Mom, I can't stop seeing it!"

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Just finished binging this and love it!
Favorite Funnies:
Your anger is upsetting the sand

After 70 complications triple-also choking on a doughnut

Vagicadabra

Which god? Whichever one you're on good terms with at the moment

Now I have Alien hand syndrome.

I wondered about you-your pocket squares and love of opera

There were a lot more, but I have to re-watch.

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I am only on epi 6 but I can say, Everything Lily Tomlin says and the scene where Sam Waterston is yelling at Martin Sheen about this hidden food stashes!!! "String cheese!!! It'll go to you heart and blast you out on the sidewalk" (or something close) I laughed so hard I had to pause it!!!! I love this!


Wait! Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make Espresso!

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Yes! I was impressed that they could make a very funny joke out of such an extremely tragic and senseless incident.

One of my biggest laughs was when Robert was trying to listen to Sol's phone message, especially since I spent much of S2 wishing Sol would STFU!

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'Isn't vodka made of potatoes?' 'You know there are different rules for alcohol ' And the whole conversation with the cop in episode 4 of the second season.

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Season two, episode twelve. The Party

Robert is kissing Madison goodbye. Robert looks up at Mallory.

Robert: "She said it."

Mallory gets this intense look on her face.

Mallory: "Oh like hell she did."

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"There's a giant schmeckel in our front yard!"

I laughed so hard at the bachelor party scene.

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