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Which animal would you choose?


Let's say you exist in this film's reality, loneliness wins out and you're forced to choose an animal form before being shipped out to the woods... which form do you choose? Also, which form do you think would be the most popular with those destined to that fate?

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A cat. Simple and popular.

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BUT...if you're not with a kind family you could be horribly abused or a feral cat subject to all sorts of brutality and having to fight and fend for your food. You could easily starve to death or get sick and die.

I say an eagle or a shark would be good bets. Maybe a sloth or porcupine or skunk. Something with no predators or very few.

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Nicolas Cage

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LOL, Brad!






Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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a wolf,

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Werewolf. If they can make someone an animal they can make someone an animal that doesn't even exist in real world :))

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A snow leopard.

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If I got turned into an animal, using a computer or driving would be the least of my concerns!! I'd just enjoy my new life as a snow leopard. Being human is overrated anyway... 

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I know but I'd also have speed, agility, incredible senses, and strong teeth and jaws. I could eat most of the other animals in the forest! ;)

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I could eat most of the other animals in the forest! ;)


A SNOW leopard would not be able to hunt in the FOREST

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A raptor. Falcon or hawk.

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Oh me too! Absolutely!

I wouldn't like eating raw mice, but it's a small inconvenience to be able to soar freely in the sky, with the strength and endurance to fly great distances. I'd choose to be a falcon. I even wrote a poem about it once.

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No doubt I would wanna be an Andean Condor aka The World's largest bird thats capable of flight.
They're so badass, check out this video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TfzUzUe7dTo

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Something that can fly but also high on the food chain, like a hawk, eagle or owl.

Yeah, maybe i wouldn't be able to use computers and other human stuff but i think being able to fly would be a great substitute.

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Can one choose an extinct animal? If so, I choose Triceratops.
If not, then a Honey-Badger

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Hahaha I love that you chose a honey badger... those things are bad ass. A triceratops is also cool, I wouldn't have thought of an extinct creature like a dinosaur, so kudos for that. I'd have a hard time choosing between being a large, predatory cat or something that could fly.. I certainly wouldn't choose a fracking lobster, if that's what happens in this movie. I live in Maine, aka the lobster state, and seeing their image plastered everywhere my whole life has really turned me off from them. I don't even like eating them, way too rich for my tastes.

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A mermaid. Don't tell me those aren't real.

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they are not real

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Eagle

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Haven't seen the film so not sure on the rules but, technically....couldn't you request to be human?

Having said that my first instinct is dog, but they don't always get treated so well so would have to go with Panther.

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It is against the laws of the society. You can not be human if you are single.

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Golden retriever it is then.

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A worm
Plenty of food in the forest.
though I might have to eat alone.

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