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Faked ratings,toe curlingly bad movie

posted 9 years ago by laurenspilger
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The ratings must be fake, a 6+ can never be the consensus over this movie. The movie is so bad, it's toe curling. A fine example of many horrible scenes, where Robert DeNiro is in bed with a girl, smoking an e-cigarette:

DeNiro: You ever try a real cigarette?
Girl: I only smoke vapor baby
DeNiro: Used to just roll tobacco in paper, then enter the filter, now this vapor *beep* If and whenever you have kids, they won't even know what a real cigarette is. They'll just think it's something from old movies.
Girl: What are you saying baby?
DeNiro: Everything dies. From the moment something's born or invented, we're on a one-way course with obsolescence.
Girl: Obso-what?

How do you make this *beep* up? Damn. The sheer stupidity of the girl, the conversation, just a fine example of all that is to follow when you start watching this movie. I really did wanted to like it, but that's just impossible.

[–] landa803 9 years ago

I liked this movie, thought it very entertaining and could had been so much more cliched then it actually was. The 6 rating threw me off as I expected something mediocre but it was far from. Pretty good film, and was a nice movie to waste my evening with.

[–] disdainisme 9 years ago

Not a 6 rating, a 2 at best that is just because DeNiro is in it, which is shocking as this movie is shi#

[–] chilone (18320) 4 years ago

DeNiro is a piece of shit and it's a good movie, despite him being in it.

[–] stevepinterich 9 years ago

What did I miss? If the getaway driver wouldn't have left after they robbed the casino, there would have been no need for the bus, thus no "pregnant" woman taking her time putting quarters in the bus, etc. Did I miss something?

[–] jvw232000 9 years ago

Yes you missed something, the sister the pregnant woman was gonna be there for JDM her brother. He was never gonna go in the car with the other 3 guys. Remember at the heist setup in the dinner, Batista said as long as he gets his money JDM can do what he want after the get out they of the casino with the money. Once the getaway driver left them, the brother is the one who told them to go that way towards the bus.

[–] Cinema_Love 9 years ago

everytime a film is not in theatres get a good score, people said it's fake ratings... not in this case. It's not a masterpiece but if Jason Statham films are always in theatres, watch this, it's truly better !

Last Movies: - Peanuts: 10/10
- The Night Before: 9/10
- Spectre: 8/10
- The Intern: 8/10

[–] mallaverack 9 years ago

Forget the e-cigarette!

What about the REAL CIGARETTE and the REAL MATCH in the last 10 seconds of this movie????

A minute earlier the immediate area has been doused in petrol - the place must have reeked!!!

De Niro discards the match and ..........!!!

So laughable, so bad!!

[–] lostn 9 years ago

I like you. Your wit is worthy of a film critic.

[–] aburn-1 9 years ago

how much does the movie's rating improve if you simply take out Gina whatsherface and Zach Morris?

[–] arsiydisconnect 9 years ago

I watched this movie yesterday, I noticed almost 30 scenes very similar from other movies, and stupid decisions from the characters all the time and one more time another movie shows the police and swat completely stupid, in movies you get away easly, in real life you ended dead or in jail...

[–] Jazznme2 9 years ago

Not sure where you're coming from, but it's definitely not as you say. I enjoyed it. I hated characters--because they were good--and I loved characters--because they were good. DeNiro!! Come on! It's an absurd story to begin with, but it was very engaging and entertaining!!! 8-10 stars

[–] thebigmouth 8 years ago

4/10 for me. It was so bad, I couldn't finish. And after reading the big "twist" with the pregnant woman, I'm glad I didn't bother.

It floors me something with three or four actors I really like could be this unwatchable.

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[–] seilerbird 8 years ago

I feel sorry for the OP. I thought it was a really good movie with a fabulous ending. Even made me tear up a bit.